Random Facts About Yourself

first time i had anal sex with a girl was on a beach

Two things off the bucket list.

I've been on KMC since 2001.

I once ate a woodpecker in 2001.

Am wearing the singlet of my future uni and wore this on cross country

Originally posted by NewLanceWindu
I've been on KMC since 2001.

Damn it Genesis you handsome bastard

I rarely drink beer, I always go to spirits

I have a squeaky eye. Just ask Ken.

i have no eye dea what a squeaky eye is

eye puns^

When I rub my eye, it makes a squeaking sound. Maybe air in the eye socket.

that makes sense

I'm terrified of centipedes.

I collect wristwatches

I collect action figures

my name irl means 'lord' and i've always wanted someone to ask for mercy and say in a demonic voice 'NO THE LORD DOES NOT GIVE MERCY'

^ that. is. awesome

i now have a girlfriend

I am a Fil-Am

previous boyfriend was an douche