Random Facts About Yourself

My Golden Retriever (Jackson) and my bffs Pit (Lily) are best friends 😍

I'm watching Ancient Aliens right now.

That show is great to fall asleep to.

I just recently woke up from falling asleep...to The Strain, though.

my piss has gone from orange- yellow and now back to orange

I'm bitter, hateful and filled with anger and sadness.

Originally posted by Kharhmah
I'm bitter, hateful and filled with anger and sadness.

Maybe there's some decimal percentage for when I'm genuinely happy, but it's too small to bother with.

Originally posted by Scribble
Well put. About 60% of the time that accurately describes me. The other 40% of the time, I'm just emotionally blank.

Maybe there's some decimal percentage for when I'm genuinely happy, but it's too small to bother with.

I am not left handed.

We know cause its too busy jacking people off.

Nobody ever stops to help TiMmy with his flat tires.

Last time i changed a flat tire i did not gash my hand and turn into Lou Ferrigno. But it was close.

I didn't throw up this morning....came close thou.

I did NOT get enough sleep last night.

i havent had enough sleep in the past 5 days

I'm terrified to open biscuit tubes. I can't stand to be near them when they open. Lance has to do it for me. He says I'm a wuss.

^ Cause she is.

I'm polyamorous 💃 Best lifestyle ever 💃

I'm really bored and lonely this week. Worst week of this summer tbh

It gives me a warm feeling inside to know that I can inspire a large degree of hatred in others.

Ohh makes me feel oh so GOOD!