Random Facts About Yourself

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Somebody say hymen eating competition?)

you know thats the bit that breaks right

i prefer the real competition, lit the clitty tongue twister challenge

now including finger food

[whispers]Technically, the hymen doesn't break. Just stretches.[/whisper]

Originally posted by Kharhmah
[whispers]Technically, the hymen doesn't break. Just stretches.[/whisper]

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http://www.yourtango.com/201172815/7-things-you-didnt-know-about-hymen

I just got dumped before the first date.

The awkward moment when she agrees to meet you a day before, then backs out minutes before the actual date.

Never been on either end of that scenario.

Got a call from my cousin, our Grandparents old farmhouse (which has been abandoned for 30 odd years) burned down in WA. History up in smoke.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Got a call from my cousin, our Grandparents old farmhouse (which has been abandoned for 30 odd years) burned down in WA. History up in smoke.
that sucks. how old was it?

It was built in 1863 by my great great (maybe one more great?) uncle and his family when they moved out west from PA.

Just got an ask on tumblr that reminded me of a thing n now I feel a bit shit.

I dint know what Tumblr is.

I have the uncanny ability to accidentally overturn a canoe, raft, or innertube...... often at the most inopportune moment possible.

i have to many sharp and pointy things in my room

I enjoy clipping my toe nails.

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
i have to many sharp and pointy things in my room

That won't end well. I've seen Final Destination..... all of them.

I just ate an entire big bag of sun chips, I regret my life choices.

I hate receiving presents.

I have the mutant ability to get on people's nerves.

Lost a pack of socks I bought from Walmart in the parking lot before coming home..