Random Facts About Yourself

Started by AsbestosFlaygon149 pages

My pee could shoot up and hit my face when I was a baby, according to my parents.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
My birthday was on the 13th. (Happy belated birthday, Kharmah! 🙂 )

Ty. :3
And Happy belated birthday to you too.

Fun Fact: My nephew's birthday is the 13th. He is now three.
Also, I inadvertently got my nose pierced on the day he was born. So my nose piercing is also three.

I just had sex with a prostitute.
I found out that I no longer get an erection with conventional sex.

I bought 2 G-Shocks for no reason other than I liked them.

I'm an impulsive/compulsive buyer.

I don't like paying for haircuts, so I would rather shave my head bald.

I died & came back.

Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
I just had sex with a prostitute.
I found out that I no longer get an erection with conventional sex.

Why?

I have over 3,000 comic books.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Why?

Probably various reasons.

1. The prostitute was butt-ugly
2. Excessive masturbation, leading to erectile dysfunction
3. I was thinking that I overpayed (I paid her ~$23 a night)
4. I had sex with her 2 consecutive times before, so the experience was less satisfying
5. I was feeling tired

Jesus christ

I have a dimple that shows up on the left side of my face when I smile.

I clean the house only on weekends.

i really really hope my sister doesn't try going out tomorrow night or the night after just cause she has a day off
it would be nice to have a day or two to myself for once and not sit down in the living room around my mom

I want tatoo on my ass))

I don't have any tattoos.

I'm friends with Hamish and Andy's boss.

Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon

2. Excessive masturbation, leading to erectile dysfunction

I did not know this. It isn't permanent is it? Because I've been chronically fappin for the last three months of no Job/studies/sex.

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
I did not know this. It isn't permanent is it? Because I've been chronically fappin for the last three months of no Job/studies/sex.

I'm not really sure.
I fap daily. So there's no way for me to know if it's a permanent condition or not.
Hopefully not, since I think libido or sexual climax rises when you stop masturbating in a prolonged period of time (at least, that's what happens to me when I don't masturbate for a long time then have sex with someone.)

I like to play baseball.