Random Facts About Yourself

I have never had clams

My bf broke up with me last night. He told me he met someone and was excited. I didn't want to hear it. At midnight after he broke up with me I left him alone in bed and replaced my body with pillows. I went online were I met him to delete my profile and he was online looking for someone new. I feel sad but I feel relieved that I can finally stop worrying of losing him.

I have never been in a situation where I had to run away from a wild animal.

I have.

Straya nuff said

I have small to medium sized nipples and am hoping my piercing would rip out when I get it

^^^Owie! 😱

I have two piecings in my left ear, one in my right.
I've cut my nipples occasionally, while manscaping.

I have no clue as to what mans aping is

Only one man ever looked good with chest hair IMO...

That's not chest hair. Its just the Over Awesomeness of the STASH!

Today was the first time I ever had some special me time with oil

The tea tree drops make things nice and chilly

Cool.

I've never done that.

I currently have hiccups

I love fuzzy slippers.

I need to shave my face today. I'm a guy that loves having no facial hair.

I need to shave today, as well, though i do have a goatee. An actual goatee, not a van dyke.

I have to shave off my Manly Stubble for work. Stupid Safety Regs. Granted it is getting into that pre full itchy beard stage.

Better shave. Cosplays as Fly.

But I don't shave my legs!?

I've never shaved my legs.

I've shaven my eyebrows.