Penis names

Started by riv66723 pages

Stop dicking around, guys! 😛

Originally posted by Spawningpool
I question how you would know that
It's like that with everyone.

Originally posted by rudester
I'm the only gay guy here. Get out!

*inception music* I thought I was the last of my kind

Polyphemus.

Not really. It's merely my dick. I don't have a name for it. Nor do I refer to my testicles as 'The Chuckle Brothers'.

It took me three weeks of constant masturbation and blue balling myself so I only finished once a week, but I gained about 3 inches in length and at least an inch in girth.

If I can gain 25-60 inches of width and depth to all my major muscles groups I'll be like the man of steel.

Then I have to find an innocent quire girl to aggressively *************.

Originally posted by Oneness
If I can gain 25-60 inches of width and depth to all my major muscles groups I'll be like the man of steel.

Then I have to find an innocent quire girl to aggressively *************.


you could satisfy Godzilla and shulk finally

Originally posted by Rascaduanok
[b]Polyphemus.

Not really. It's merely my dick. I don't have a name for it. Nor do I refer to my testicles as 'The Chuckle Brothers'. [/B]


Testicle names are very rare.

I like to call mine "God" every now and then, but thats just me.

The expandable

Chief of Staff

Mr. Cute..
or Single Tower....

The Patriot Missile, shooting down Scuds since 1991.

That...sounds very STDish....🤨

The Crystal Tower.

Now we're talkin'!

Crystal tower? I picture cute little muppets fighting weird vulture-like creatures for an ancient jewel.

And David Bowie's way too distracting crotch...

That was a handsome, if creepy, character.

Like Guy Smiley from Sesame Street.