Esau Cairn has given me permission to have sex with his wife

Started by Oneness1 pages

Esau Cairn has given me permission to have sex with his wife

Lol

If my wife wanted to bang you, I'd give her permission. I'd make you wear a condom, however.

Just last week, my wife gave me permission to have a threesome with 2 other gals (they don't exist, this was a hypothetical) if I wanted. 😐

Some people are not jealous assholes in relationships. We love each other and want to be with each other.

FFS, we get it already, DDM. You're Italian.

Originally posted by Robtard
FFS, we get it already, DDM. You're Italian.
I second this.

And I'd like to third it aswell.

And then I'd like to be those two girls taking ddms big Italian sausage.

And then I'd like to point out that my phone tried to auto correct sausage to Saskatchewan.

You guys treat your wives like friends with benefits. I would have no interest in banging any of your wives tbh.

If I had a wife I'd probably push her away by being too affectionate.

Then again there's no one on this earth I'd marry, or that I could marry.

Well let's be honest, you'd push her away but probably not with affection

Originally posted by Quincy
Well let's be honest, you'd push her away but probably not with affection
My last girlfriend would argue with you on that. I was always PDAing her and eventually she got sick of it.

That was fine, I could relent most of the time. It was when I found out she was cheating on me that I cut her loose, dumped her on the spot, and rage-cried myself to sleep for a few days.

What kind of affectionate things pushed her away?

Now I just want friends with benefits cause I fixate and more and more recently I'd tend to retaliate when I feel something is being taken, rejection or envy.

We all have love and hate, but not all of us need to express it all and let it all out like I do.

The way I do it is healthier for stress levels but less acceptable in society.

In this ****ed up society stress is only increasing.

Originally posted by Oneness
Now I just want friends with benefits cause I fixate and more and more recently I'd tend to retaliate when I feel something is being taken, rejection or envy.

We all have love and hate, but not all of us need to express it all and let it all out like I do.

The way I do it is healthier for stress levels but less acceptable in society.

In this ****ed up society stress is only increasing.


Like sodomy?

Originally posted by Quincy
What kind of affectionate things pushed her away?
PDA

Originally posted by Spawningpool
Like sodomy?
What?

LoL

I take what I want or I get my just satisfaction by taking its whole world away and then getting something else I won't.

Revenge + Victory + Getting My Way is the only singular option for me.

So, sodomy is it?

Originally posted by Oneness
You guys treat your wives like friends with benefits. I would have no interest in banging any of your wives tbh.

No worries! You can be very much assured that neither my wife nor Riv's would want to have sex with you. You have nothing to fear! 🙂

You poor misguided fool.

I'm not even married.

Another pathetic cry for attention.