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Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Chinese food rapes my stomach

Originally posted by \\W//
yeah we need to add some variety, this isnt the embarrassing walshy posts thread okay

Originally posted by taft
HEY BLOIGEN

Originally posted by taft
INSULT

Originally posted by Bloigen
mmm

Originally posted by taft
wen we talk tgf, my ๏̯͡๏﴿ gets dis big ๏̯͡๏﴿

Originally posted by Dorian Belmont
nope im still an annnoying jackass

Originally posted by Bloigen
I hate to break it to you, but I never left and no one knows you.

Also no one wants to know you.

And your mum's fat.

Originally posted by Bloigen
I'm gonna kill you,
I'm gonna kill you,
Are you ready to die?
Are you quite ready to die?

I'm going to kill you,
I'm going to kill...you,
I'm going to kill you,
ON TOP OF A PEPSI CAN!

Sombreros!
Confleros!
Anything that comes to mind
I like to bond and bind

Sombreros!
Confleros!
Would you like some eggs?
No thanks they taste like eggs!

I take my work very seriously.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh, I guess you didn't get what I meant. I was saying you are a racist.

Originally posted by Spawningpool
I swear that was not me that was a retard and no I would never suck myself I got a bf to do that and incest is just fvcked up

Originally posted by Quincy

Originally posted by Robtard
IMO, you should be thinking about the most aesthetic way to live. Death will last you an infinite length of time for all intents and purposes, life is only so long

Originally posted by JacopeX
Seriously, why would go up the inner colon of another human being, especially if it was Ax3l.

Seriously, why would go?!

The first 2 replies to this post..

Originally posted by Spawningpool
Does it make sense that I'm gay but iv got this attraction for this one girl?

Originally posted by \W//
not really. now you're no longer qualified to be gay.

j/k. feelings don't always make sense though, and labels don't always fit. don't stress about it.

just go with whatever feels right for you.

Originally posted by Scribble
What he said, 100%. People are people and all that.

👆

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Rob is the oldest person on KMC and possibly in the whole world.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
Your sig and profile pic are adorable. That is all.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Ocelots are cool.

I agree, thanks. 😊

Originally posted by \W//
i'm like a really lame superhero

Originally posted by Stringer
Thor, is that you?

Originally posted by Stringer
Oness's other personality just came out. We call it twoness

I lol'd.

Originally posted by Quincy
The opening credits play against a blank black screen. The audience hears only the sound of a chair being dragged. A mic is clipped and we hear the thumping of presumably someone tapping on it.

A man's voice asks

[b]"Is this good? Hear me okay?"

Smash cut out of the credits and we are looking at a younger man. In his twenties. His accent is english. It's Scribbles. He wears a ragged plaid shirt over a "Death to the Pixies" concert tee. He taps a pack of cigarettes on his knees while he sits - not quite comfortable - on a chair across from the camera.

"Can I smoke?" He asks with that drawl of his.

He smiles a sort of knowing smile. Wry. He doesnt wait for an answer before he takes one out of the crumpled pack and fiddles with it between his fingers.

Off camera, the voice not quite being picked up by Scribbles microphone, the interviewer asks

"So what can you tell us about him?"

Scribbles laughs. You can tell he's been asked this question before. He hesitates nonetheless. Before beginning, he reaches for a book of matches.

"How much film ya got, mate?"

Smash Cut to Black

Who is
WELSHY? [/B]

Originally posted by Scribble
Throughout the whole film you get bits and pieces of the story from a few key speakers, cutting between them speaking to the camera and what they're saying as a voiceover to flashbacks to stuff happening. Except... you never actually see this 'Welshy'. He's just referred to, never actually present, except all of the stories all add up to him, and the tales of his exploits are legendary.

Right at the end, the camera team pack up their stuff and it cuts to black. The credits start rolling up the right side of the screen. But as the credits roll, the camera starts up again.

[B]EXT. A small grassy area overlooking Cardiff.

The interviewer from before is addressing his team.

Interviewer: Let's just get some static and panning shots of this place, they'll tie in nicely with the bits where that Bardock guy kept talking about how Welshy always wanted to return home. Whatever that was about, right? Okay, rolling.

A man walks into the frame, crossing the grassy area from behind the camera.

Interviewer: Okay, cut. Hey, get out of the shot, will ya? We're filming here.

The man turns; he has slightly overgrown hair, scuffed blue jeans and a Screaming Females t-shirt. He looks into the camera.

Man: Oh. Yeah.

He smiles.

Man: (CONT'D) Yeah. Sorry.

He squints a bit at the camera for a second, still smiling. Then he walks offscreen.

Interviewer: Okay, take two. Action.

Smash cut to black. [/B]

Originally posted by Stringer
This is pure win

Originally posted by Scottie
[b]THIS PERSON is my favourite person on KMC 🏴‍☠️ [/B]

😕

Originally posted by Robtard
😕