Mother Talzin vs. Darth Bane

Started by |King Joker|1 pages

Mother Talzin vs. Darth Bane

Darth Bane confronts Talzin on Dathomir. Can he defeat the witch or does Talzin slay the Dark Lord?

Round 1 is Darth Bane as of Dynasty of Evil. Round 2 is Bane as of Rule of Two.

Talzin has one hour of prep each round.

I can't think of anything Talzin can do to beat him straight up. With one hour.... eh, maybe? Nothing from what she's shown on-screen though, I don't think. IIRC she needed something from Dooku to voodoo doll his ass.

On neutral ground she would just comfortably beat him. On Dathomir she will stomp him.

@Neph Yeah, she needed a lock of his hair.

Originally posted by |King Joker|
Yeah, she needed a lock of his hair.

Well she's shit outta luck there. Unless she gets it from..... other sources.

Oh my God.

He meant Bane's arm. Get your head out of the gutter.

What? No, I meant she'd have to seduce him, **** his bald brains out, snip his happy trail and bung it in the pot. Duh.

Originally posted by |King Joker|
Oh my God.

Talzin both rounds

Bane's main issues are Talzin's lightning and barrier, maybe other powers such as mist-forming. If he can circumvent those and close the gap, he should be able to win. A lot easier said than done, though. Not really sure either way personally.

Since nobody's said it yet:

Bane dies. 😛

I just came here to read "Bane dies". Wasn't disappointed. 😄

Well, Bane does die. 👆 In both scenarios, probably.