Plo Koon & Ahsoka Tano vs. Darth Maul

Plo and Ahsoka are just relaxing having a good time and then some meanie Sith Lord barges in and tries to murder them.

Koon as of Revenge of the Sith.
Tano as of The Clone Wars Season 5.

Maul as of The Phantom Menace.

Battle takes place on Lothal.

Maul successfully murders them

He spares Ahsoka 'cause he thinks she's pretty.

Negative he tears her Head off and puts lotion on her skin

Her skin is already flawless she needs no lotion.

He'll tear it off anyway and give it as a Valentine day present to Agen Kolar

I can't argue with that logic.

Give Agen Kolar my regards.

Originally posted by |King Joker|
Her skin is already flawless she needs no lotion.

Originally posted by Emperordmb
I'm not sure her skin would be flawless if her head got torn off.

She would look sexier with Plo's mask on

Originally posted by |King Joker|
She could be thrown in a wood chipper and her skin would be flawless. She's a Goddess.

Originally posted by carthage
She would look sexier with Plo's mask on

Any more opinions or do y'all agree with carthage?

No. I happen to think Ahsoka's skin would be left on and Maul would just give one of her eyes as a gift.

Is Kolar specifically asking for her body parts or is Maul just that kind of a boyfriend?

Enough with the Agen Kolar hate, guys. He isn't even into girls, why would he want Ahsoka's pasty ass skin?

Because

Originally posted by |King Joker|
She's a Goddess.