Delta1938
True King of House of El
Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
If that were me it would still mean I've been closer to a woman's breast than you've ever been!
You're right, it's not you. No woman would think you're that cute. But you can fit in a purse.
And I've been plenty close to a woman's breast. I do porn. My porn name is Buster Hymen. I direct as well as act. My directorial debut was NUDE BEACH HIGH. I played the most popular guy on campus. The one who could hold a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts. Your mom played the most popular girl on campus, the one who could eat the last doughnut. And boy did she love it when the cream filling came.