Originally posted by Bentley
Probably Steven or Cynthia from Pokemon. I mean, the possibility of getting my hands into some magical pocket beasts would get me more than hyped.
This. It's also much less likely that I'll be killed by someone in the Pokemon world, so that's a thing.
Samus Aran, even though she'd totally lose in a fight with the Master Chief
Why must you torment me so?
Jar Jar Binks. I'd love to sit there and refuse to help him as enemies tear him to pieces. I'd love to equip him with all the best weapons and armor as we fight our way to a boss in a dungeon, only to immediately unequip every single item he has on him as soon as we encounter the boss and then watch the slaughter.
I hope he has a death cry that rivals Kyle Katarn's: