Catch Me If You Can...

Originally posted by relentless1
i read an article that tried to determine real life scenarios of how a guy like Batman would operate in the real world and it said he'd last 6-12 tops before he got found out by the FBI or something, and if for some reason he wasn't caught his body would last 5 years max before injuries took him out

Other than that his gadgets far eclipse anything on Earth. His entire body is ridiculously shielded against most anything the real world could throw at him. He doesn't leave fingerprints or any trace of who he is. And he's got secret hideaways no one knows anything about deep under key parts of everywhere. He's smarter than anyone in our world. Plus he's a billionaire playboy.
He'd be basically seen as Bill Gates who jams his dick in pussies in the real world.

If they can't find out who shot Tupac, color me skeptic that they could find a guy with more money than Oprah who didn't want to be caught.

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
The only reason Batman gets injured is because he fights enemies like 10 times stronger than elephants.

Other than that his gadgets far eclipse anything on Earth. His entire body is ridiculously shielded against most anything the real world could throw at him. He doesn't leave fingerprints or any trace of who he is. And he's got secret hideaways no one knows anything about deep under key parts of everywhere. He's smarter than anyone in our world. Plus he's a billionaire playboy.
He'd be basically seen as Bill Gates who jams his dick in pussies in the real world.

If they can't find out who shot Tupac, color me skeptic that they could find a guy with more money than Oprah who didn't want to be caught.

Good answer

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
The only reason Batman gets injured is because he fights enemies like 10 times stronger than elephants.

Other than that his gadgets far eclipse anything on Earth. His entire body is ridiculously shielded against most anything the real world could throw at him. He doesn't leave fingerprints or any trace of who he is. And he's got secret hideaways no one knows anything about deep under key parts of everywhere. He's smarter than anyone in our world. Plus he's a billionaire playboy.
He'd be basically seen as Bill Gates who jams his dick in pussies in the real world.

If they can't find out who shot Tupac, color me skeptic that they could find a guy with more money than Oprah who didn't want to be caught.

Yes, most of it is ridiculous, but the finger print thing was explained.

The rest is all kinds of ****ed though.

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Which of your favorite street would last the longest in the real world without getting caught?
They keep all their resources

All resources?

Midnighter.

"Four"

EDIT: ugh

"Door"

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
The only reason Batman gets injured is because he fights enemies like 10 times stronger than elephants.

Other than that his gadgets far eclipse anything on Earth. His entire body is ridiculously shielded against most anything the real world could throw at him. He doesn't leave fingerprints or any trace of who he is. And he's got secret hideaways no one knows anything about deep under key parts of everywhere. He's smarter than anyone in our world. Plus he's a billionaire playboy.
He'd be basically seen as Bill Gates who jams his dick in pussies in the real world.

If they can't find out who shot Tupac, color me skeptic that they could find a guy with more money than Oprah who didn't want to be caught.

This is the single most intelligent post you've ever created... 👆

You wanna know what mines is? The utterance of the words "Batman wins" and "Dracula wins"

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The Shroud