The Doctor (Dr Who) Vs The Borg

The Doctor visits earth some time around 2080, just in time to see a Borg cube appear above London (as they always do when he's around)

The Borg give their "resistance is futile" speech.
The Doctor gives his "you get one warning" speech.

Then it's on like Donkey Kong

So.... What happens next?

Depends on which one:

- Matt Smith becomes emotional and sits in the corner, crying.
- Peter Capaldi mutters incomprehensibly and wanders off.
- David Tennant saves the day, shags the girl and enjoys a cup of tea.

The Doctor wins is what happens next.

If its any thing from NuWho the Doc wave his sonic at them and they blow up for no reason then I throw a table at my tv for seeing my fav show ruined.