The perfect exit

The perfect exit out of an unwanted conversation? You bump into someone you don't want to talk to..

I think I have glass in my foot...

I need to return some videotapes

My back teeth are floating

Punch them .-.

I think I got my period

"I'm sorry, who are you?"

i got worms!

It's not you, it's me. I kill people, sorry. etc

...so, yeah, I don't like you.

^^^to the point.

Just link them to this video. Tell them it made you think of them. I think they will get the message.

YouTube video

I'll usually just act like they don't exist and go about my business, if they persist then I get blunt about it.

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
I need to return some videotapes

Was going to say "Excuse me, but I have explosive diarrhea", but it doesn't compare to the brilliant 'returning videotapes' excuse.

Do you believe in Time Travel? Look at me go.

"No. Just...no."