Putin vs Obama

Started by Robtard3 pages
Originally posted by Jmanghan
So Martial Arts vs Melee Weapons, Melee weapons wins?

Depends, if Putin were some 'in his prime martial badass', sure he could take it.

He's over 60, out of shape and severely lacking the reach advantage here. So he gets hits in the head by a golf club and goes down.

Steven Seagal, Samo Hung, Van Damme. All these people would easily stop Obama with a golf club effortlessly. Martial Arts doesn't care what weapon you're using

Originally posted by Jmanghan
Steven Seagal, Samo Hung, Van Damme. All these people would easily stop Obama with a golf club effortlessly. Martial Arts doesn't care what weapon you're using

A) They're all actors
B) Two of them are over 60 and out of shape

I'd say Van Damme might be able to take a golf club wielding Obama since he's still in decent shape and would likely be too high on coke to feel the hits

Originally posted by Robtard
A) They're all actors
B) Two of them are over 60 and out of shape

I'd say Van Damme might be able to take a golf club wielding Obama since he's still in decent shape and would likely be too high on coke to feel the hits

lol

No but Obama wins. Weapons >>> martial arts.

It's why people brought weapons to battlefields in ancient Japan and China, as opposed to running out and swinging their fists.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Obama is bigger, younger and black.

He'd probably win in a fighter.

Taller? Yes. Bigger? I'm not so sure about that. Looks to me like Putin would have a weight advantage. Younger? Yes. Point taken. But, black? LOL. I don't see how you equate that with some kind of an advantage. Seriously, that's not an advantage anymore than it's a disadvantage.

Putin also has balls and, sadly, I can't say the same for our current President. Personally, I think Putin would make Obama his b**** even with Obama having a golf club.

Originally posted by Star428
Taller? Yes. Bigger? I'm not so sure about that. Looks to me like Putin would have a weight advantage. Younger? Yes. Point taken. But, black? LOL. I don't see how you equate that with some kind of an advantage. Seriously, that's not an advantage anymore than it's a disadvantage.

Putin also has balls and, sadly, I can't say the same for our current President. Personally, I think Putin would make Obama his b**** even with Obama having a golf club.


Obama seems pretty gangster to me

Originally posted by NemeBro
lol

No but Obama wins. Weapons >>> martial arts.

It's why people brought weapons to battlefields in ancient Japan and China, as opposed to running out and swinging their fists.

So a random gangster with a baseball bat would beat the living hell out of an MMA fighter?

First Putin would try to invade Obama's space. Putin tries to work all angles using various tricks. Obama uses the golf club to keep distance between him and Putin while trying to talk it out peacefully..

Originally posted by NemeBro
lol

No but Obama wins. Weapons >>> martial arts.

It's why people brought weapons to battlefields in ancient Japan and China, as opposed to running out and swinging their fists.

They weren't exactly using golf clubs though 😕

Give Obama a Naginatta and he'd either stomp or cut his own foot like a chump.

A golf club would not stop me tbh, you can grab it and use it on the other person.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
So a random gangster with a baseball bat would beat the living hell out of an MMA fighter?
Quite possibly, yeah. It wouldn't be an easy fight for most MMA fighters. But of course, Putin is not nearly as skilled as the average MMA fighter, and isn't in nearly as good of shape.

Originally posted by Bentley
They weren't exactly using golf clubs though 😕

Give Obama a Naginatta and he'd either stomp or cut his own foot like a chump.

The difference between a golf club and, say, a kanabo primarily lies in their relative ability to crush armour, and to a lesser extent bone. A golf club can still brain someone well-enough, and would actually probably be considerably easier to handle.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
A golf club would not stop me tbh, you can grab it and use it on the other person.
Or you could break your fingers after you tried to stop a solid steel or iron pole with a weighted end, lol.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Or you could break your fingers after you tried to stop a solid steel or iron pole with a weighted end, lol.

Again, it's breaking your fingers against getting the blunt in your skull.

While I agree that the club handles well and can be made into a proper weapon it's still not the kind of weapon that would incapacitate you fast unless you get hit in the skull. That's a world of difference against a war weapon that should at least limit your mobility with a proper hit.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Or you could break your fingers after you tried to stop a solid steel or iron pole with a weighted end, lol.
Nope, he'd break the bat. 👆

Originally posted by Mindset
Nope, he'd break the bat. 👆
He's a big guy.

Originally posted by Bentley
Again, it's breaking your fingers against getting the blunt in your skull.

While I agree that the club handles well and can be made into a proper weapon it's still not the kind of weapon that would incapacitate you fast unless you get hit in the skull. That's a world of difference against a war weapon that should at least limit your mobility with a proper hit.

If you were hit with a war club (like the kanabo) in the hand, the damage would probably technically be "greater", sure, but at the end of the day that hand will still be largely incapacitated, lol. Which would put Putin at even more of a disadvantage.

Similarly, a fighter hit with a proper blunt weapon (I am distinguishing between blunt weapons and bladed ones) in just the hand would experience a lot of pain and be unable to use that hand (just like with a golf club, lol), sure, but would still be able to otherwise move around if they could tough through the pain. A real weapon would, however, be better able to incapacitate the legs than a golf club.

I don't deny that a golf club is less effective than a real weapon. That's obvious. But the differences frankly will probably not matter, lol.

Obama bashes his head in.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
A golf club would not stop me tbh, you can grab it and use it on the other person.

We can test that.

I'm dispatching Mindset to your house with a nine iron.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
A golf club would not stop me tbh, you can grab it and use it on the other person.

What if you failed at grabbing it? Then it might stop you.