The Church of Robtard

Let it be known it exists for all the heathens to be forgiven.

Originally posted by Robtard

Yes.

For Robtard has existed since Time Immemorial.

🙂

i'm a member

i'm also an elk, a mason, a communist, and i'm the president of the gay and lesbian alliance for some reason

Originally posted by Jmanghan
Yes.

For Robtard has existed since Time Immemorial.

🙂

Great line.

Robtard is not the messiah.

He is the one true king of Westeros

Originally posted by Quincy
Robtard is not the messiah.

He is the one true king of Westeros

Rob is but a humble clergy of the Church of McClane. He is no deity, though he accepts your money and children all the same.

Humble is a bit of a stretch

It's not my fault I'm WAAAY better than the rest of you.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Rob is but a humble clergy of the Church of McClane. He is no deity, though he accepts your money and children all the same.

Little known fact, "WWJD" originally stood for "What Would John [McClane] Do", then those filthy Evangelicals shoplifted it in the 90's.

Lawsuit's been hung up in court for like ever now.

The holy water of all Saint McClane Robtard parishes are comprised of the tears of Burce Willis.

My dog has fleas. Mydoghasfleas. My dog has fleas.