This Is Canon Forever

The final fate of the CUMDUMP COLLECTIVE known as Badabitch, The Potato Smoker, Pr, and Dick-Primer Digi!

1. Badabitch- DEATH FROM ACUTE ANAL PROLAPSE IN A DUNGEON.

2. Potato Smoker- ASPHYXIATION FROM FELLATING DICKS COVERED IN CURLY FRIES!

3. Dick Primer Digi- FOUND DEAD IN A STALL AT COMIC CON SURROUNDED BY DILDOS AND PLUSH TOYS!

I HAVE SPOKEN!!!

I don't even begin to understand how this is a joke or a good old April Fools.

Even Digi calling Delph a porchmonkey at least had a ruse aspect. Only if you count the retcon though.

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