Martian Manjobber vs. Toad

Started by StiltmanFTW1 pages

Martian Manjobber vs. Toad

Fight!

Toad is the x-men's janitor now, so at least he's pulling his weight....

PS. Toad has the full use of all of his powers, while Manjobber is just manjobbing like usual.

Originally posted by krisblaze
Toad is the x-men's janitor now, so at least he's pulling his weight....

😂

All Martian Jonn Manjobber has to do is flex. Fight over.

Originally posted by Golgo13
All Martian Jonn Manjobber has to do is flex. Fight over.

Toad has enhanced stats, super breath, stun spit, tongue and more.

Manjobber just has the ability to lose consciousness...

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Toad has enhanced stats, super breath, stun spit, tongue and more.

Manjobber just has the ability to lose consciousness...

Intangibility.

Originally posted by Golgo13
Intangibility.
He turns intangible after he falls asleep?

Is it like on a timer from when the fight starts?

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
He turns intangible after he falls asleep?

Is it like on a timer from when the fight starts?

Auto intangibility.

Toad can dodge intangibility though.

Originally posted by Golgo13
Auto intangibility.

So he falls asleep as soon as the battle starts?

Only way to avoid the beating, I guess.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
So he falls asleep as soon as the battle starts?

He probably puts Toad to sleep.

I thought he had it on a timer. Like if he stays awake for a minute it kicks in. But if he falls asleep before then he just falls into the ground.

I get the feeling that Martian is someone who should be unbeatable on paper but rarely if ever gets written that way.

Jonn rapes Toad