Graduation!

I knew that, was making use of the other meaning of "to hit"
honestly! I knew that!
what? don't all look at me like that!
why don't y'all believe me?
it's me! know-it-all-me!
come on!
believe me!
*jumps behind chair*
no?

so who is the hero?

*looks around*
*sees no one wants to do it*
sure, I'll do it

Lets make it a girl, not enough chicks get to be hero's anymore.

how about me

Yup, you are most certainly the hero! Heroine. Whatever.

Yup, you are most certainly the hero! Heroine. Whatever.

I think the 2 drunks at the bar should try and hit on her, the drunken ramblings might make good comedy value,

espessially with wise ass remarks from the brilliant bartender

Good idea.

Where's GS, I wonder if he wants the roll of bartender.... 😛

Would you drink something served by him?

If it was alcoholic, I'd drink anything from anyone.

Really, you'd enjoy a night out at the Rugby club then. You may find the drinks a little warm and a little less golden coloured.

Eeeeeeeeuw!

Bet I'd probably finish the pint before complaining though.

alcohol=bad.
what's the word for not drinking alcohol?

wuss

lol.

Teetotal is what you were fumbling for there, cermie.

yes! or wuss is also good.....

there you go the heroine ends up in a dive surrounded by two drunks and the wise cracking bartender