Alex and his Droogs vs Bronson

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Jmanghan Senior Member

Alex and his Droogs vs Bronson

Alex, and his Droogs from "A Clockwork Orange" vs Charles Bronson from "Bronson".

Round 1 - H2H

Round 2 - Knife fight

Round 3 - All-Out

Robtard Senor Member

Bronson greases himself up and goes to town

Jmanghan Senior Member

...In... In what way?...

Robtard Senor Member

Bronson's been in prison the majority of his life, Droog butthole will look just like vagina to him, is what I'm saying

Jmanghan Senior Member

I'm talking about Alex, and all 3 of his buddies.

With their weird knife-staff thingies.

Robtard Senor Member

Bronson don't care, every hole's a goal

Jmanghan Senior Member

LOL!

Horus1 Pantheon Caretaker
Originally posted by Robtard
Bronson don't care, every hole's a goal

Funniest post ever. This reaks of win. 😆

Jmanghan Senior Member

But, Bronson doesn't do well against teams.

magic_hate_ball KILL!KILL!THIS IS HOCKEY!

Alex wins it all with that giant dildo sculpture to the back of Bronson's head

Jmanghan Senior Member

He doesn't get that giant dildo though.

magic_hate_ball KILL!KILL!THIS IS HOCKEY!

Originally posted by Jmanghan
He doesn't get that giant dildo though.

Fine. He ends up stabbing Bronson with the dagger in his walking stick after Dim wrapped him up with his chain.

Jmanghan Senior Member

Agreed.

Robtard Senor Member

Bronson's dealt with daggers, he'd just use the pummel to loosen up the Droogs.

Lenny McLean > C. Bronson > Droogs > A small dog

Jmanghan Senior Member

4 against one??? Bronson loses.