The Last Witch Hunter

Started by Kazenji4 pages

Did they even release the second one for the PS4?......because i know that's what Bruce owns.

The new trailer makes this look slightly less silly, but still very silly indeed. I think it might be taking itself a little too seriously... might work if there is some humor in there.

I'll still see it but I'm not blown away by the trailer. Just hoping it's well done.

trailer looks cool! Definitely gonna check this out.

Personally that 2nd trailer is alot better compared to what the first one showed.

This has gotten abysmal reviews, witch isn't surprising at all. Witch, instead of which.. get it??

The Last Witch Hunter is so drenched in CGI effects, it looks as if it's been dunked in a vat of lacquer.

Peter Howell
Toronto Star


15% on RT.

I guess the most I can hope for is a fun guilty pleasure and lots of "You know nothing, Vin Diesel" jokes. 😆

Anybody seen it yet?

Saw it. Just like the review I read. Nothing special. Special effects look good and it isn't necessarily bad but nothing we haven't ever seen before. It brought nothing new to the table.

Compared to some of the comments I've read, that almost sounds like a recommendation.

Originally posted by Nephthys
It is fantastic, absolutely one of the best games ever made. You probably want to play at least the second game first though.
👆

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
This has gotten abysmal reviews, witch isn't surprising at all. Witch, instead of which.. get it??

15% on RT.

I guess the most I can hope for is a fun guilty pleasure and lots of "You know nothing, Vin Diesel" jokes. 😆

Anybody seen it yet?

This has looked like complete shit since the first previews appeared back in April. Honestly a little surprised it even has 15%.

But of course the no-taste-goober thought is has some worth.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Flopping in a theater near you.
Apparently this is the second worst selling movie Vin's ever done, right behind Babylon AD.

So, go me I guess. 👆

EDIT- That said, it would have been nice if this had actually been a good movie and had sold well. We're desperately low on supply of good fantasy movies in cinema.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Apparently this is the second worst selling movie Vin's ever done, right behind Babylon AD.

So, go me I guess. 👆

It's amusing that you pat yourself on the back for being able to smell an obvious piece of shit. 😂 Like Rob said, this has looked like a turd from the start.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
EDIT- That said, it would have been nice if this had actually been a good movie and had sold well. We're desperately low on supply of good fantasy movies in cinema.

I think this isn't doing well because it really just looks very lame. And on the bright side, this movie flopping is allowing a great sci-fi film (The Martian) to remain at #1. So that's good.

Originally posted by Tzeentch

EDIT- That said, it would have been nice if this had actually been a good movie and had sold well. We're desperately low on supply of good fantasy movies in cinema.

There's been a handful of bad fantasy movies over the last few years.
Season Of The Witch. The Seventh Son. Those teen novel based films.

S'funny that none of these will still achieve B-grade grandness.

Its hard to achieve a great fantasy flick when the target is tweenies based audience. Script writers have to keep it safe, a lot of complexes stories for adults will be hard to understand by tweenies. If you want a more active story my suggestion would be to venture outside of the U.S... japanese fantasy has a lot to offer?

Saw this earlier. I'm indifferent about the movie because i think with a better written character and main protagonist this movie could have good. However, with Vin Diesel it's just..,meh. Perhaps, if Vin Diesel didn't play the same fookin character he plays in every other movie, it could have had a chance, but because he plays, "vin diesel" it really struggles to find any relevance.
I am a big fan of Vin Diesel but this movie has taught me that he doesn't choose to play different characters because of bad judgement but rather because he can't. It's still an entertaining movie worth watching on, netflix, but i would suggest avoiding paying full price+concessions at the theater. i have no reason to be, but i'm still disappointed with this movie. I was one of the few that hoped it was going to be better than it was.

So is that a big 👆 , Mr. JaNx?

😆

Babylon A.D. wasn't that bad... until the parkour started :haha

The other problem is that while Chronicles wasn't bad, Pitch Black and Riddick definitely did a much better job of staying on task throughout, thought Riddick did go a bit off the reservation towards the end. Peak, valley, smaller peak.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
So is that a big 👆 , Mr. JaNx?

😆

No, it's a big...,meh. In other words, don't spend ten dollars watching the movie, but wait to spend $7 to rent it off of cable. although, ultimately, i'd recommend paying the difference to see it in the theater because you get the sound quality plus you get to eat a carton of ten dollar popcorn too. I, quite like the popcorn 😉

Other than that i don't know what i'm doing wrong here. I really like Vin Diesel and i think he is a better actor than he's been proving to be. If your're paying to see a supernatural movie with Vin Diesel in it, you're going to be entertained. If you hope for anything else you're going to be disappointed. That's not necessarily a bad thing..,

Ok just cut to the chase how bad is this shitty movie? Cause I will see it if it's that bad.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
No, it's a big...,meh. In other words, don't spend ten dollars watching the movie, but wait to spend $7 to rent it off of cable...

Oh, from the start I had no intention to spend full price on this. 😆

I will see it eventually, though. I always enjoy silly movies like this when I watch them for free as opposed to spending $11 - $17 on them (the price of tickets around here!). I spent full price on Fast & Furious 6... boy was that a mistake. It did make me laugh, though.