Jar Jar Binks runs a gauntlet

However, we're not rating his ability to win, we're rating the contestants on the following categories.

1:Quickest death of Jar Jar
2: Slowest death of Jar Jar
3:Most painful death of Jar Jar
4:Most gruesome death of Jar Jar
5:Most sadistic death of Jar Jar
6:Most stylish death of Jar Jar
7:Largest number of parts Jar Jar can be chopped in to.

Anyways:

Our contestants!

Dark Side:
1:Vader
2: Dooku
3: FE Malgus
4: Vitiate
5: DE Sidious
6: Nihilus
7: Caedus
8: Plageuis
9: Krayt
10: Bane

Light Side:
1: GM Luke
2: Yoda
3: Revan
4: HoT
5: Obi Wan
6: Mace
7: Cade
8: Mara
9: Jaina
10: Kyp

Jar Jar stomps them all effortlessly.

Loses to all but 10

Nobody read my premise.

We're rating the contestants on the many deaths of Jar Jar 😛

if you want him to die then put him up against stronger opponents

With Dark Side opponents, all of them are very capable, hard to say. Well... Bane dies instead of Jar Jar, though.

With Light Side they are too meek and let Jar Jar live.