I'm so down!

here's a joke for you:

Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever.

Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option."

"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill.

As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"

"That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan.

"The bottle has a hole in it!"

"What about the PC?"

"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan.

"And it's missing three keys,"

"Which three?"

"Control, Alt and Delete."

OK. Now I remember.

😄 nice one 🙂

yea, I got that

{Original if somewhat predictable. Seen others just like it.}

I'm a tad slow 😉

Nothing to be ashamed of my friend. Not everyone can run as fast as I can.

and mentally too

"No worries...you're worthy....you're worthy........"

THAT's possitive 😛

{Anytime yerss, I am always glad to make a friend laugh}

stick around then, lost of laughs to come

Originally posted by yerssot
😄 nice one 🙂

There is more than enough laughs for everybody!

yupp, and i've got many more😉

well, speak up.

Which is funnier- a chicken crossing the road or a bear coming indoors?

A bear coming indoors. I saw a movie about a guy who ticked a bear off and ran inside his cabin shoot the door and locked it. The guy didn't even get a chance to move away before the bear had knocked the door down. Let's just say it was a door and man sandwich.

Allor has the right answer! There is nothing funny(any more) about a chicken crossing the road. It's been done so much already. That is why the bear coming indoors is the funniest of the two. 😄

Yea, *breathe* *Hiss* *Breathe*