A Superman thread that has never been done before.

Started by Blue Area Vet2 pages
Originally posted by Reflassshh
Blue Area's hating seems to have no limit.

The S's in your handle have no limit. Thanks, good bye.

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
Mjolnir is magic, not science, genius.

Cosmic energy is granted by Galactus, a higher level being whom our understanding of is limited. That's a plausible explanation. A being who gains the type of output he does simply by absorbing a certain wave length of sun rays is ****ing retarded. That help?


Interpretation: "Marvel rules even though a god with a magical hammer makes no sense but scientific explanation of photosynthesis is more retarded because DC sucks."

You know how photosynthesis only works with a certain wavelength, right?

Originally posted by abhilegend
Interpretation: "Marvel rules even though a god with a magical hammer makes no sense but scientific explanation of photosynthesis is more retarded because DC sucks."

You know how photosynthesis only works with a certain wavelength, right?

You know photosynthesis doesn't result in energy outputs any greater than what was absorbed, RIGHT?

Translation = Your spin

Originally posted by Astner
Trying to make Superman realistic is like trying to make Bugs Bunny realistic. His abilities don't make sense and the energy he stores from the sun is nowhere near enough to account for his abilities.
I didn't say make his abilities and powerset more realistic, just his physical appearance.

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
You know photosynthesis doesn't result in energy outputs any greater than what was absorbed, RIGHT?

Translation = Your spin


It's called artistic license. It's only based on photosynthesis, it's not actually photosynthesis.

But what about mjolnir?

Originally posted by abhilegend
It's called artistic license. It's only based on photosynthesis, it's not actually photosynthesis.

But what about mjolnir?

Then why the **** did you say it was photosynthesis? You must have realized how dumb that explanation sounded, especially since the process is a feature of plants and algae. Artistic license is not a scientific explanation, it's a cop out. Tell me why this human sized alien is able to absorb ambient energy to a level that makes him essentially a demigod. From a nature/biological perspective, what the hell is the reason? I'll wait.

Wow. Must it turn into a Superman hate/wank fest?

I mean, all of comics is pretty stupid scientifically speaking. But if I wanted to read accurate science, I'd read journals.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Wow. Must it turn into a Superman hate/wank fest?

I mean, all of comics is pretty stupid scientifically speaking. But if I wanted to read accurate science, I'd read journals.

He wants a SCIENTIFIC explanation for Mjolnir. That's what this has comes down to. 😂

Yeah. A better example was how random mutations in your genes gives you the power to create pocket universes, or rewrite reality, or control weather systems etc.

It's all silly.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Yeah. A better example was how random mutations in your genes gives you the power to create pocket universes, or rewrite reality, or control weather systems etc.

It's all silly.

Yes, but some of more silly than others. For the record, the mutant X gene is rather silly, but not so hard to accept in a comic book universe. There is a gene that grants extra ordinary attributes or powers.

In Superman's case, it makes NO SENSE that and entire race of super beings would be spawned by simple exposure to yellow sun rays. Why the hell would this race be so superior to other beings? Physiologically, what would be the purpose? And it's just by CHANCE that they planet's population dies and one individual makes it to earth?

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
Yes, but some of more silly than others. For the record, the mutant X gene is rather silly, but not so hard to accept in a comic book universe. There is a gene that grants extra ordinary attributes or powers.

In Superman's case, it makes NO SENSE that and entire race of super beings would be spawned by simple exposure to yellow sun rays. Why the hell would this race be so superior to other beings? Physiologically, what would be the purpose? And it's just by CHANCE that they planet's population dies and one individual makes it to earth?

This is like trying to argue which is wetter then Atlantic Ocean or the Pacific.

A special gene that turns people into super special snowflakes with powers isn't any less silly then an entire race whose "x gene" seems to be absorbing yellow sunlight and directing that into super powers.

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
Then why the **** did you say it was photosynthesis? You must have realized how dumb that explanation sounded, especially since the process is a feature of plants and algae. Artistic license is not a scientific explanation, it's a cop out. Tell me why this human sized alien is able to absorb ambient energy to a level that makes him essentially a demigod. From a nature/biological perspective, what the hell is the reason? I'll wait.

You are an idiot. Nobody said it was photosynthesis exactly.

If it chafes your ass so badly but you accept mutants able to create realities out of a x gene because 'hey its comics", you're nothing but a hater at this point.

You know how he gets so much power? Because it's a comics and not restricted by normal science. Now shut up already.

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
Yes, but some of more silly than others. For the record, the mutant X gene is rather silly, but not so hard to accept in a comic book universe. There is a gene that grants extra ordinary attributes or powers.

In Superman's case, it makes NO SENSE that and entire race of super beings would be spawned by simple exposure to yellow sun rays. Why the hell would this race be so superior to other beings? Physiologically, what would be the purpose? And it's just by CHANCE that they planet's population dies and one individual makes it to earth?

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