3 fictional places you do NOT want to run into a spider

MORDER

MONSTER ISLAND

AUSTRALIA

-_- "Australia"

really riv really

Its a happy coincidence how my pics increased in size as the spiders got scarier... 😛

Yeah coincidence

Spiders arnt really that big in Australia.
The reason they are deadly is because most are Aggressive and will bite you if given the opportunity.

The huntsman spider won't bite you in your urban house usually but in the bush and rural areas they drag down crows and will drop onto you from above

Normally we are taught spider safety in year 4

The spiders here are just aggressive and almost always poisonous.
At about it really, we are taught how to not aggravate them and what to do if your being chased by more then 2-4

I think you're taking this a little too seriously, it was meant as a joke. No harm intended. 👆

But be honest, when you originally clicked on the thread you were ready to post something along the lines of no fictional spiders can hold a candle to Australia's real ones. 😉

i know there is no harm intended, I am laying out the info for walshy to look over and realise his little british spiders have NOTHING on us aussies

There are spiders there? Huh.

apparently

Mordor!!!!

YouTube video

This is like an awful buzz feed article

It's better, cause shorter.

That's still not a good enough reason for its existence

I don't know what to tell you, man. Progress is slow.

You're just going to have to be better at figuring out what to tell me

When Adults would threaten me as a child that if I were bad that I would go south to a place that was very hot I never would have guessed they meant AUSTRALISA!!!!!

Stephen King's: "IT"

I'm cool with no spiders. 😐

I am cool with Spider-Woman!