Ask An Aussie Anything

Started by Genesis-Soldier97 pages
Originally posted by walshy
gens/other kmc aussie's, have you been to sydney? is it expensive to live there? is wildlife in sydney less deadly than elsewhere?

Sydney has the notorious funnel web spiders so no not quite less deadly

Were ever you go in Australia just don't piss off the wild life, same anywhere else

Yes it is quite expensive to live in Sydney, NSW in general is more expensive then other states

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Besides the obvious Asian presence and the Kiwis next door, what foreign people bug Aussies the most?

Honestly I can't think of a foreign culture that wouldn't come under

Chink, wog, communist or N (word)

It really just depends on the person. People tend to follow like sheep in angry mobs

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
Is the C word really not a bad word down under?

Pretty much what Esau cairn said, bogland get away with using it the most but it's not as crude a word here then other English speaking nations.

Yeah the woman here are big fans of using it when angry, although the c word can be used as a greeting as much as it is a swear

I personally hate the word and don't use it unless I am really about to let loose of things

Does it look like rain today?

Is night here

Here too!

Have you ever met Jim Jefferies?

ARE you Jim Jefferies?

What's the name of a gym in Australia?

is riding in a kangaroos pouch a way of transportation there?

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
is riding in a kangaroos pouch a way of transportation there?

Not really.
They're more better suited to deliver pizzas.

Originally posted by SamZED
Have you ever met Jim Jefferies?

I had a feeling this question would come up

No I havenot

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
is riding in a kangaroos pouch a way of transportation there?

No, the inside of a kangaroo pouch can be a little too moist, ruins the pizza.

What a local would recommend is strapping the delivery basket( the bag pizza boys use to store pizza) and sending the emu to the residence of the purchasers (think of homing pigeons)

Sounds ...surreal 🤨

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
Sydney has the notorious funnel web spiders so no not quite less deadly

Were ever you go in Australia just don't piss off the wild life, same anywhere else

Yes it is quite expensive to live in Sydney, NSW in general is more expensive then other states

Can't the plants **** you up too? Like the Gimpy-gimpy tree?

Gimpy gimpy 😱

Originally posted by SugrFrostdFreak
Can't the plants **** you up too? Like the Gimpy-gimpy tree?

Yeah which is why we don't squat in the bushes

The flora and fauna of Australia can be good or bad. Just depends on your luck. The gimpy gimpy is mostly around the north east of Australia in dense rainforests so pretty safe in the cities.

I wouldnt want any gimpy gimpy action. ❌
Reminds me of my experience with a black palm tree in Panama, which was quite painful.

Black palm tree = 3000 neurotoxins

Gimpy gimpy = 5800

Ah, but have you ever personally been Gimpy Gimpy'd?
I had one of those spines in the side of my hand (thought i'd dug it all out) over a week.
Sat there one night absently rubbing the sore spot playing dominos with a friend and heard a -sqwelch- noise. Looked down and a piece about an inch long had popped out, along with about a shot glass full of pus!