Ask An Aussie Anything

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
How is sex scene in Australia? Is it heavily censored? Or what?

Yes.
We're all issued with Censor bars we have to legally tape over our private areas whenever we feel the need to get intimate with eachother.

My Censor bar is bent like a banana.

A big banana.

Originally posted by riv6672
Who is Australia's strongest man? Most countries have strongman competitions.

No idea, I can't think of anyone

Apparently his name is Darren Lang...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3157052/Meet-33-year-old-father-named-Australia-s-strongest-man-lift-300kg-trains-six-days-week.html

...and he wears very short shorts!

I feel uncomfortable looking at his spine like that

Cootos to being that strong but... Spines should go that way

The Atlas stones are an awesome event, but accidents are pretty gruesome....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry_4qCPbqCE

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Yes.
We're all issued with Censor bars we have to legally tape over our private areas whenever we feel the need to get intimate with eachother.

My Censor bar is bent like a banana.

A big banana.

Pics, or you're a liar.

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
Pics, or you're a liar.

It's true, I got to marvel in its glory

Originally posted by riv6672
The Atlas stones are an awesome event, but accidents are pretty gruesome....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry_4qCPbqCE

Mixed emotions about that clip

AWSOME and eeew!

How hard does Australia Yolo and wtf the world?

Well judging from my teenage girl and douche demographics, not that hard anymore

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
It's true, I got to marvel in its glory

Don't tell Quan.

I'm double your age.

😂

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
Well judging from my teenage girl and douche demographics, not that hard anymore

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
Well judging from my teenage girl and douche demographics, not that hard anymore

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
It's true, I got to marvel in its glory

🤨

Well now I'm curious about who's bigger 😛

I knew this would turn into a measuring contest...✅

Originally posted by riv6672
I knew this would turn into a measuring contest...✅

^^^She looks scary, yet quite sexy...

Amen

Maranatha.