Jar Jar Binks vs Jabba the Hutt

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Jar Jar Binks vs Jabba the Hutt

Two of the most incompetent Star Wars characters brawl in a fist fight

Setting: Jabba's Sail Barge Throne Room

No weapons

Jabba during ROTJ
Jar Jar during end of Clone Wars

Jar Jar. Far more mobile, and Jabba's stubby grimy hands can't do jack in a fist fight. Binks can get on Jabba's back and rip his eyes out or something.

Jar Jar could defeat Sidious tbh.

Jar jar

But couldn't Jabba possibly grab hold of Jar Jar and roll over him causing great injury?

Jar Jar wins. Far too agile and powerful. His unpredictability surpasses even Darth Bane's.

Originally posted by Kurk
But couldn't Jabba possibly grab hold of Jar Jar and roll over him causing great injury?
No.

How old was Jabba in Hutt years?

Randa in the Vong wars was dismembering Vong and smacking into ranks of them running off with the twins IIRC

Binks would be reduced to paste if he's actually mobile.

Jar Jar stomps either way. This video makes my case for me.

watch?v=LGjndtth3RA

Jar Jar's unorthodoxy and RNGod powers give him the win.

Jabba eats him.

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Oh my god

Meesa kill Jabba. Cause meesa has the moves like Jabba...