Two of the most incompetent Star Wars characters brawl in a fist fight
Setting: Jabba's Sail Barge Throne Room
No weapons
Jabba during ROTJ Jar Jar during end of Clone Wars
KJ
|King Joker|Your Excellency
Jar Jar. Far more mobile, and Jabba's stubby grimy hands can't do jack in a fist fight. Binks can get on Jabba's back and rip his eyes out or something.
EMP
EmperordmbLSDMB
Jar Jar could defeat Sidious tbh.
EMP
EmperorSidious2Master of Magic
Jar jar
KUR
KurkRestricted
But couldn't Jabba possibly grab hold of Jar Jar and roll over him causing great injury?
STI
StigmaHerald of the Judgement
Jar Jar wins. Far too agile and powerful. His unpredictability surpasses even Darth Bane's.
KJ
|King Joker|Your Excellency
Originally posted by Kurk But couldn't Jabba possibly grab hold of Jar Jar and roll over him causing great injury?
No.
CAR
carthagePLEASE PROTECT ME STONES
How old was Jabba in Hutt years?
Randa in the Vong wars was dismembering Vong and smacking into ranks of them running off with the twins IIRC
Binks would be reduced to paste if he's actually mobile.
EMP
EmperordmbLSDMB
Jar Jar stomps either way. This video makes my case for me.
watch?v=LGjndtth3RA
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SunRazerBack From The Dead
Jar Jar's unorthodoxy and RNGod powers give him the win.
BEN
BeniboyblingWorst Member
Jabba eats him.
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KJ
|King Joker|Your Excellency
Oh my god
ANG
Angelalex242Senior Member
Meesa kill Jabba. Cause meesa has the moves like Jabba...