Goku vs Superman Death Battle-Discuss

Started by cdtm183 pages

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Lol...you posted a video game.

Oh, did you think that unintelligible gibberish you posted warrented a serious response? lol.

The game's still accurate to how Beerus vs Superman would go.

Originally posted by carver9
Lol...you posted a video game.

He is trying to use more fan-fiction as an argument...

Like I said Superman fans are desperate, all they have is making fan-fictions and twisting stuff for their character exactly like the ShariForce Iron Fist...

I don't think I could actually talk to a person who said, out loud, in front of me, "Goku could beat up Superman."

Like, I would have to leave the immediate vicinity. Not because of rage, or anger. Just because I don't think that's a being I am ever going to be able to communicate with. I'd have an easier time understanding the monolith from 2001 than I could someone who would utter that sentence out loud in front of other people.

It's like someone walking into a restaurant. Not even a 5-star restaurant. It could be a Bennigans or a Applebee's. But he comes into the restaurant, and there is a ring of feces around his face. Like a salad-tossing clown. Obviously, he has been eating copious amounts of all manner of turdage. And he announces, while you are enjoying your awesome blossom, or your basket of bottomless fries, that your concept of food is ****ing stupid and lame.

How do you even attempt to argue the alternative with someone who so thoroughly misunderstands food that he willingly sucks turd-cutter like a fat kid, vampirically draining the frosting from the center of a twinkie?

"Goku could beat up Superman!"

How did you even get past the doorman with all that shit on your lips?

Originally posted by cdtm
I don't think I could actually talk to a person who said, out loud, in front of me, "Goku could beat up Superman."

Like, I would have to leave the immediate vicinity. Not because of rage, or anger. Just because I don't think that's a being I am ever going to be able to communicate with. I'd have an easier time understanding the monolith from 2001 than I could someone who would utter that sentence out loud in front of other people.

It's like someone walking into a restaurant. Not even a 5-star restaurant. It could be a Bennigans or a Applebee's. But he comes into the restaurant, and there is a ring of feces around his face. Like a salad-tossing clown. Obviously, he has been eating copious amounts of all manner of turdage. And he announces, while you are enjoying your awesome blossom, or your basket of bottomless fries, that your concept of food is ****ing stupid and lame.

How do you even attempt to argue the alternative with someone who so thoroughly misunderstands food that he willingly sucks turd-cutter like a fat kid, vampirically draining the frosting from the center of a twinkie?

"Goku could beat up Superman!"

How did you even get past the doorman with all that shit on your lips?

Goku could beat Superman just like Grundy defeated Superman, just like Doomsday defeated Superman, Orion, Rao, Wraith, H'El, Doctor Polaris, Doctor Light, Konvikt, Titus, The General...the list goes on and it is thick. Goku wouldn't just beat Superman, he would kill him in accident. Superman combat speed isn't great at all and his durability will not hold against Goku.

Originally posted by RealityWarper
He is trying to use more fan-fiction as an argument...

Like I said Superman fans are desperate, all they have is making fan-fictions and twisting stuff for their character exactly like the ShariForce Iron Fist...

Highly desperate. They haven't posted a single combat scan showcasing Superman combat speed. Then he post a video game to prove Beerus would lose against Superman whereas the video I posted showcased fts from both Beerus and Darkseid and is just as credible as Death battle. He's hurt in the inside.

Originally posted by carver9
Highly desperate. They haven't posted a single combat scan showcasing Superman combat speed. Then he post a video game to prove Beerus would lose against Superman whereas the video I posted showcased fts from both Beerus and Darkseid and is just as credible as Death battle. He's hurt in the inside.

"As credible" 😂

That's like saying the Irate Gamer is just as credible as the Angry Video Game Nerd. Which he isn't.

Or that Carver is as credible as Zack M. Which he totally is! 👆

Originally posted by carver9
Goku could beat Superman just like Grundy defeated Superman, just like Doomsday defeated Superman, Orion, Rao, Wraith, H'El, Doctor Polaris, Doctor Light, Konvikt, Titus, The General...the list goes on and it is thick. Goku wouldn't just beat Superman, he would kill him in accident. Superman combat speed isn't great at all and his durability will not hold against Goku.

Superman isn't even a challenge for Goku...

Nope. He's definately not a challenge. Curb stomping Goku is not "challenging" him, I agree.

Superman travels light years in seconds (that's a trillion miles) from Galaxy to Galaxy, while goku goes down to a MISSILE. Lights out. Goku will never see superman.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ez4UdhAXwPQ

Youre ****ing retired if you think superman has to struggle.

He'll use cold breath! Trust me, it won't take as long as he did freezing doomsday!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NTCAaMtii94

Can goku fight in lava? No.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6wcpO317Sq8

What can goku do against a CONTINUOUS succession of heat vision or cold breath? Nothing.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2RPShrUbbUo

How fast do you think goku was going toward android 19? Not sound speed.

Superman sped around the world just to come up behind some of Toyman's toys. Nothing in DBZ is even that fast (Not even Gotenks, who sped around the world at an indefined time within 30 minutes.)

Heres superman and flash running at unknown speeds (superman without the use of flight). Notice how before the race flash runs around superman, and superman CLEARLY is able to follow him (look at his eyes) because he's able to stop him.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BrwKC3288ug

Also lets just compare (IT means GOKU is just that slow, they clearly point that out when dr Gero runs toward his lab on foot, which isn't sound speed) there
speed to another Toriko character. In this clip tengu branchi runs VERY fast
through the city along with OTHER characters like satsuno (they race on water)

http://animedao.me/watch-online/toriko-episode-128/

Give other animes some credit, they're fast! **** the bs.

Originally posted by cdtm
Superman sped around the world just to come up behind some of Toyman's toys. Nothing in DBZ is even that fast (Not even Gotenks, who sped around the world at an indefined time within 30 minutes.)

No hard feelings! Are you flying or are you running? Again know hard feelings. And it's on purpose. Look up yu yu hakusho. Remember when they were fighting to learn the techniques from genkai if they can beat rando? How fast do you think she was going in that forest? Faster than goku in any state. But you don't compare fair, you steal. Superman wins this fight with ease. And I mean with minimum damage!

Originally posted by cdtm
Nope. He's definately not a challenge. Curb stomping Goku is not "challenging" him, I agree.

Superman struggle to tag street-levelers with human combat speed... He has 0 chances to touch Goku...

Originally posted by cdtm
Superman sped around the world just to come up behind some of Toyman's toys. Nothing in DBZ is even that fast (Not even Gotenks, who sped around the world at an indefined time within 30 minutes.)

Superman's travel speed is as relevant against Goku as it in Slowperman comics meaning it's completely irrelevant.

In short nobody cares about the travel speed which is a poor Red Herring.

So far nobody posted anything to disprove the fact that Superman is way too slow to touch Goku in combat.

Ironman traveled to the sun in one panel. Wonder Woman would still blitz the hell out of him.

Originally posted by carver9
Ironman traveled to the sun in one panel. Wonder Woman would still blitz the hell out of him.

Clearly.

I'm sure that she can do better than Temujin against Iron Man.

Originally posted by RealityWarper
Clearly.

I'm sure that she can do better than Temujin against Iron Man.

Agreed. Vulcan flew thousands of light yrs in 2 weeks and still was unable to detect a bullet that was about to head shot him. Flight speed mean crap.

Originally posted by carver9
Agreed. Vulcan flew thousands of light yrs in 2 weeks and still was unable to detect a bullet that was about to head shot him.

The exact same thing happened to Goku Black, though.