One Gotta Go!

Abbot & Costello
Bing Crosby & Bob Hope
Laurel & Hardy
Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis <------the gold standard of comedy teams

Cheech & Chong
Gene Wilder & Richard Pryor
George Burns & Gracie Allen
Tim Conway & Harvey Korman

Cheech & Chong
Gene Wilder & Richard Pryor
George Burns & Gracie Allen
Tim Conway & Harvey Korman<---loved seeing these guys make each other LOL while in character!

Self indulgence
Self recrimination
Self flagellation
Self actualization

Self indulgence <---------my favorite activity
Self recrimination
Self flagellation
Self actualization

Batteries Not Included
Instructions Not Included
Terms and Conditions May Vary
Some Assembly Required

Batteries Not Included<---worst scenario, Christmas morning!
Instructions Not Included
Terms and Conditions May Vary
Some Assembly Required<---its never just 'some'. 😠

Duck
Swan
Goose

Duck
Duck
Swan
Goose

^^^why i oughta...!

Chalupa
Chupacabra
Choo Choo Train
Charmander

Chalupa <---------not sure how they differ from gorditas but they're tasty.
Chupacabra
Choo Choo Train
Charmander

Vermicelli
Vampire
Va Va Voom
Venusaur

Vermicelli
Vampire<---make for good entertainment!
Va Va Voom
Venusaur

Blowfly
Blow gun
Blow up doll
Blowfish

Blowfly
Blow gun
Blow up doll <---------never tried one but the idea is interesting.
Blowfish

Wasp
Slingshot
Fleshlight
Octopus

Wasp
Slingshot
Fleshlight<---i...dont even know what the otheres ARE!
Octopus

Peace sign
Peace & quiet
Peace out
Peace be with you
Peace Corps

Peace sign
Peace & quiet <----------my favorite
Peace out
Peace be with you
Peace Corps

Warlord
Warpath
Dogs of War
War Machine
Drums of War

Warlord<---great comic back in the day!
Warpath
Dogs of War
War Machine
Drums of War

Stanley Kowalski
Stanley Steamer
Stanley cup
Stanley Black & Decker

Stanley Kowalski
Stanley Steamer
Stanley cup --not a hockey fan
Stanley Black & Decker

Willy Loman
Roomba
Lombardi Trophy
Snap-On

Willy Loman
Roomba
Lombardi Trophy<---hell of a conversation starter!
Snap-On

Body part insurance
Riot insurance
Change of heart insurance
Multiple birth insurance

Body part insurance <--------heh Betty Grable insuring her legs for a million dollars, nice.
Riot insurance
Change of heart insurance
Multiple birth insurance

Boob Job
Nose Job
Hand Job
Blow Job

Boob Job
Nose Job
Hand Job<---i'm self service. 👆
Blow Job

Rock the casbah
Rock the vote
Rock the wrestler
Rock paper scissors

Rock the casbah
Rock the vote
Rock the wrestler
Rock Paper Scissors <-----Lizard Spock

Der Kommissar
Vote or Die
Don Muraco
Flip a Coin

Der Kommissar
Vote or Die
Don Muraco<---big fan of his!
Flip a Coin

Leg of lamb
Turkey leg
Leg press
On his last legs

Leg of lamb
Turkey leg
Leg press <------never skip leg day
On his last legs

Rack of Ribs
Buffalo Wings
Squat Thrust
Pushing up daisies

Rack of Ribs<---ribs get stuck in my teeth. Do not like!
Buffalo Wings
Squat Thrust
Pushing up daisies

Blood money
Blood drive
Blood blister
Blood sausage