The Bad Blow Jobs Anonymous (BBJA) Support Thread

Hello, my name is Matt and I haven't received a good blow job in a long time. I can't even remember the last time I received a blow job that was good and made me ejaculate. Last night, my wife was kinda drunk and went down on me only to fail miserably and make my feelz hurt because it was such a shitty experience. The night ended sadly with her passing out and, thus, leaving me with a lonely erection that I had to take care of myself with a shameful session of Internet pornography. The conclusion to my tale of woe is that my wife of 7 years absolutely can't give a good blow job to save her life and I need help. I have come here to all of you for your love, support, and wisdom in helping me find a good and satisfying blow job. Thank you all very much.

Go find a hooker. LOL.

Never forget the balls.

i'd like to volunteer my services wink1

LOL.

Originally posted by Impediment
Hello, my name is Matt and I haven't received a good blow job in a long time. I can't even remember the last time I received a blow job that was good and made me ejaculate. Last night, my wife was kinda drunk and went down on me only to fail miserably and make my feelz hurt because it was such a shitty experience. The night ended sadly with her passing out and, thus, leaving me with a lonely erection that I had to take care of myself with a shameful session of Internet pornography. The conclusion to my tale of woe is that my wife of 7 years absolutely can't give a good blow job to save her life and I need help. I have come here to all of you for your love, support, and wisdom in helping me find a good and satisfying blow job. Thank you all very much.

Have you given any good blowjobs at least?

I can attest to Matt's excellent blowjob skills.

Is she open to the idea of a threesome so you can at least get a BJ from someone else while still making sure she gets taken care of?

Originally posted by NewLanceWindu
Is she open to the idea of a threesome so you can at least get a BJ from someone else while still making sure she gets taken care of?

Walshy for example.

The best BJ I ever received was from a guy.

#nohomo

Originally posted by Impediment
The best BJ I ever received was from a guy.

#nohomo

i find that bj's are better when you go first... and do a good job.

My ex gave me a blowjob, it was pretty... awful, honestly. I prefer vagina though.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
My ex gave me a blowjob, it was pretty... awful, honestly. I prefer vagina though.

I like any of my wife's holes. 🙂

I hope I'll be decent at blow jobs when the time comes.

Originally posted by marwash22
you're welcome, btw.

I always wondered what you were wiping off your mouth in your avatar picture. I guess I know now. 😉

Ball play is a major factor here

i myself have never came from a BJ so there is that but i have given plenty

there is also more then one way for a girl/ guy to make you cum if they cant do it by oral alone

Originally posted by Jmanghan
My ex gave me a blowjob, it was pretty... awful, honestly. I prefer vagina though.

wern't you complaining that girls have "wet Vagoo's" a few months ago?

My wife lets me put it in her ass, so that kinda makes up for it.

ever tried the other way round ?