Can KMC plan the perfect crime?

The highly intelligent internet denizens of KMC come from all walks of life, class, country and culture. Given this vast repository of information can we plan the perfect crime?

No

Originally posted by Bardock42
No

I'd like to offer to pay for this kid's mental health bills because this is getting dangerous.

Originally posted by psmith81992
I'd like to offer to pay for this kid's mental health bills because this is getting dangerous.

Originally posted by Knife
Of course you would...... You're an internet millionaire who spends his life on an online forum.

Wow. Like I said. Tough to take the mentally handicapped seriously. 😂

Originally posted by psmith81992
Wow. Like I said. Tough to take the mentally handicapped seriously. 😂

Originally posted by Knife
Bless you kid you win the internet... I have a life and am off to bed. Enjoy your fantasy fortune.

Oh right. Enjoy that minimum wage job "aww bless" kid. 👆

Are you really doing the "Look how much money I have!!!" thing?

Originally posted by Robtard
Are you really doing the "Look how much money I have!!!" thing?

Nope, just wanted to make a child feel bad.

Originally posted by Knife
The highly intelligent internet denizens of KMC come from all walks of life, class, country and culture. Given this vast repository of information can we plan the perfect crime?

Wants to plan the perfect crime...

Step 1: Advertise about it on the Internet.

Well the first step in planning a "Perfect Crime" is to NOT TELL ANYONE!!!!!!

Especially on the interwebs.

Yes...but we'd break it in the process (I think that was Bardock42's logic in answering no).

But in doing so, we'd implicate ourselves. Since the extreme majority of us are not "anonymous", we'd be royally screwed if we attempted a "perfect crime." It would be like us leaving our full name, address, and time we committed the crime, at a crime scene. Might as well leave a semen, blood, saliva, and finger print sample, tooooo! WEEEE!

Of course, we could plan around this perfect crime problem I just described.

Bardock is attempting to lay down a false trail. He is a leftie and thus a very very criminal person.

Ah, yes, assuming the opponent is uneducated and/or significantly younger. Right up there with saying something derogatory and responding "U mad bro?" to any responses given.

For reference, I've already forgotten which one is idiotically attempting to troll the other. Seriously, I couldn't tell you the perpetrator if asked. The whole thing is meaningless.

ANYway. This thread is off to a great start. I'm quite sure we can plan this crime by, oh, 2025.

Do we get to dress in dapper threads?

I hear, if you jaywalk at midnight, you can't get caught.

All you gotta do is not get run over and it's the perfect crime right there!

Originally posted by Knife
The highly intelligent internet denizens of KMC come from all walks of life, class, country and culture. Given this vast repository of information can we plan the perfect crime?

Just as long that the victim of this crime be treated with sarcasm, the lowest of criminal humor.

Is this where the kkk are meeting tonight? I mean kmc code name...

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Well the first step in planning a "Perfect Crime" is to NOT TELL ANYONE!!!!!!

Especially on the interwebs. [/B]

Well.., i wont tell. 😉