Shrek Vs Khan

Since people only respond to Khan (and possibly Riddick) threads these days.

No weapons, UFC rules. KO or submission FTW

shrek is a ogre and tough brawler

whilst quan will try to argue he is "superior and has better fighting skills because he has shown them"
i would like to remind him to go suck a butt and that shrek crushes him in the name of the multi layered onion god
shrek is stronger, more durable and just more likeable as a sensitive soul'd person

Didn't Shrek destroy a ship by throwing a bottle at it or some shit?

pretty much

also chained up a dragon

Khan gets oneshot

This is the best topic I have ever seen XD

Epic mismatch. Shrek has toonforce strength and durability. He literally eats Khan for breakfast.

khan dies horribly

Khan gets Shrek'd with a capital D

Shrek lets his wife handle the lightweight.