Wolverine vs Deadpool an assassination contest

Started by carver92 pages

The would have to straight up fight him. Wonder if Superman would try to stand in one spot and tank Wolverine claws because if so, that would probably end in his death. If not, I can't see either of them beating him.

I still believe they could surprise him Wolverine is an experienced hunter he imo could sneak attack Superman. Also they both they prep time to kill Superman. Deadpool cuts his lower body off calls for help putting the sword beside him and when Superman comes in from Wade's screams he gets close to Deadpool to get him to the hospital and gets a blade in the cranium.

So he wouldn't think it weird that Wade is still clutching the sword? Or that this magical sword that can cut through anything isn't weird? Or is Wade hiding it behind his back, Loony Toones style?

I said he lays it to the side duh 🙂

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
So he wouldn't think

Precisely what the character is all about. Not thinking.

Originally posted by golem370
I said he lays it to the side duh 🙂

Sweet.

Wade now outreacts Superman. Cool thread.

I think Deadpool has the edge because of his 4th Wall awareness/slap-stickery which would likely allow him to know about Superman's weaknesses and procure some kryptonite. He'd likely ingest the kryptonite, try to sneak up on Superman, fail miserably, and while Superman is being dismissive of Deadpool's inept attempts and annoying antics Kal's getting weaker from being in proximity to Deadpool and Wade eventually lands a blow.

But before he can land a killing stroke Bruce and Diana show up and Deadpool gets lasso'd and punted to Brazil.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
They team up and kill every Superman that ever existed.

As a result, we can finally read some good comics from DC.


This
Which in turn eliminates all of supermans rabid fans and erases all of the shittiness on the kmc boards

Yall would make horrible assassins. Clark Kent can be distracted. Either using his job, innocent people, are those he cares about. He doesent run around supersniffing everybody and I doubt that if he smells unknown metal hes just gonna go on the attack. He doesent run around the streets of Metropolis at ftl, sniffing and x-raying peoples crotches. Hes not Krypto.

In a fight, obviously they have no chance. But thats not what the op is asking, can they sneak up on him with a one shot kill weapon. There is different ways to sneak, you dont have to low crawl through the shadows to sneak up on someone. They have 3 weeks to prepare. Im pretty sure that two of Marvels top killers can come up with a better idea than walking down the street swingin a sword at people.

Exactly. So far, all the plans given would make Superman go wtf, this is a terrible assassination plan...

Deadpool breaks the 4th wall and rewrites the story so that he wins.

Not a chance for either of them. Your 'upgrades' are like pitting 2 toddlers against an Olympic gold medal heavyweight boxer, then saying that they will make a fight of it if you feed them both a couple of protein shakes and kit them out with some giant comedy boxing gloves.

'20 ton strength boost' and 'cuts-anything sword' are ridiculous when up against Superman, even in some of his weakest incarnations.

Deadpool is better than Wolverine in every way.

Originally posted by Mindset
Deadpool is better than Wolverine in every way.
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

The only thing Wolverine is better at is seducing men.

pre-CGI version, Doctor Dumpster

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
pre-CGI version, Doctor Dumpster

That's C3PO though.