Big Barda Vs Volstagg the Voluminous

No prep. No BFR. No energy attacks. Both get swords.

barda kills him in less than...5 seconds.

Barda stomps

Barda destroys him.

volstagg chops her ass into steaks and ribs, throws her on the grill then smothers sweet baby rays on her big ass

Barda smashes him so hard she'll have to scrape the fat off of her garment for hours, afterwards.

Volstaggs pretty tough. give him some credit. but he loses.

Volstagg is tough as hell. But he's not on Barda's level. He'd probably surprise her with his speed and strength, and how well he can take a hit. But he's nowhere near high enough on the food chain to pose a real threat to her.

I know. But yeah, Volstagg is below thing and colossus, two people she would have little trouble with at the same time.

she could take all 3 of the warriors 3 at the same time without all that much trouble. she'd lose to thor, but she'd give him a decent run before he beat her.

Originally posted by leonidas
she could take all 3 of the warriors 3 at the same time without all that much trouble. she'd lose to thor, but she'd give him a decent run before he beat her.

Barda's the poor man's Wonder Woman (unfortunately. Kirby New Gods rarely got much respect..)

But even being Beta Ray Bill to WW's Thor is more then Volstagg can handle.

Stop wanking Barda even though she wins. The OP makes some HORRIBLE battle threads.

lol ferget it. not worth it.....

I actually dont have BaV on ignore as he's not really annoying.
He just holds a grudge.
So, thanks to almost everyone for...weighing in....on this big, voluminous battle!

Originally posted by ghostman
on the grill then smothers sweet baby rays

omit

Originally posted by Juntai
My man.

A grill and sweet baby rays is the ultimate in cooking out.

You know Volstagg would be up in there...!