Solid Snake vs Baleman

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Solid Snake vs Baleman

I've heard someone saying Nolan's Batman would trash Snake... So I decided to make this thread. This is a H2H fight between Snake from MGS1(in his youth) vs Batman from The Dark Knight trilogy. They fight on the top of Outer Haven just like the final battle in MGS4. Can Snake win this fight or Baleman will wreck him?

Whoever said that is a complete ****wit

Snake solos every character in the Nolanverse

Snake takes down Batman from all 3 movies, Bane, and Ra's all at the same time.

Even Old Snake wins.

Even if Snake's the inferior brother to Liquid, genes be damned.

Originally posted by KingD19
Snake takes down Batman from all 3 movies, Bane, and Ra's all at the same time.

What about Leon, Chris, Sam Fisher or Agent 47?

Leon (assuming you mean S. Kennedy): YOU ARE DEAD

Chris (again, assuming you mean Redfield): YOU ARE DEAD

Sam Fischer: Already been a surprisingly accurate Death Battle on it. Sam loses.

Agent 47: This one I'm unfamiliar with. Still, I'm under the impression Snake has the advantage.

Actually the DB between Sam and Snake was wrong. Sam shouldn't have lasted that long or did as much damage as he did.

Snake would indeed beat everyone on that new list. 47 would probably give him the most trouble though. He was literally created to be a killing machine. Like picture Captain America, but tube grown, and instead of fighting for freedom, he kills for whatever reason they tell him to.

Snake Rapes

Snake gives Batman an asstomping

lol kmc is full of morons .snake isn't even olympic level, got his @ss kicked by 3 genome fodders and was unable to tag solidus with firearms. bats was able to effortlessly beat 4 los ninjas who could dance around snake and can easily dodge gunfire from multiple highly trained mercenaries, if you put snake in nolanverse he will be akin to bane's mercenaries and this is the type of fodder bats and selina take them out in large numbers

snakes hth moves are ridiculously basic and telegraphed which makes bats and banes last fight look like the best fight ever lul

snake got his @$$ beaten by 4 cannon fodder soldiers who doesnt even take cover and got wasted by freaking meryl 😂

got wtfpwned by vamp who isnt even a bullettimer and has abysmal healing that takes 3 minutes to heal a single bullet wound

was unable to break handcuffs

got sneaked by johnny and got caught in a camera like a total goof

got wtfpwned by ocelot who either ras or bane would kill with staggering ease

was unable to tag solidus with gunfire depside having a automatic weapon and a freaking grenade launcher. showing that his marksmanship is awful as well

come back when snake doesnt get his @$$ manhandled by pu$$ies like ocelot or vamp

Originally posted by KingD19
Snake takes down Batman from all 3 movies, Bane, and Ra's all at the same time.

Agreed.

snakes punches and kicks are ridiculously "basic" and "telegraphed"

snake got his @$$ trainwrecked by 3 genome soldiers. the same soldiers who got mowed down by freaking meryl of all people

his durability is nothing special, the same fodder genome soldier was able to knock out him by smacking his face with a stock

his speed is nothing special, he got wtfpwned by vamp who either ras or bane(they can) would decimate in 10 secs.

he got a gun pointed by johnny and needed to distract him just to disarm

he didnt even properly dodge or block liquid ocelots gay @$$ punches at the end of mgs4, while bats was dodging banes punches just fine

baleman can easily take out multiple oponents armed with firearms in hth. while snake and big pu$$y got their a$$e$ handled by 4 moron soldiers

if you put snake and big pu$$y in nolanverse they would be akin to one of banes mercs, and this is the type of fodders bats and selina take out in large numbers

batman dances circles around snakes telegraphed @$$ punches and kicks and knocks his skull off in 1 microsecs

Originally posted by Silent Master
Agreed.

bring me any cqc fight scenes from mgs and ill tell you how basic and messed up they are

Snake stomps nolan batman

Originally posted by Dexx-Planet86
snakes punches and kicks are ridiculously "basic" and "telegraphed"

snake got his @$$ trainwrecked by 3 genome soldiers. the same soldiers who got mowed down by freaking meryl of all people

his durability is nothing special, the same fodder genome soldier was able to knock out him by smacking his face with a stock

his speed is nothing special, he got wtfpwned by vamp who either ras or bane(they can) would decimate in 10 secs.

he got a gun pointed by johnny and needed to distract him just to disarm

he didnt even properly dodge or block liquid ocelots gay @$$ punches at the end of mgs4, while bats was dodging banes punches just fine

baleman can easily take out multiple oponents armed with firearms in hth. while snake and big pu$$y got their a$$e$ handled by 4 moron soldiers

if you put snake and big pu$$y in nolanverse they would be akin to one of banes mercs, and this is the type of fodders bats and selina take out in large numbers

batman dances circles around snakes telegraphed @$$ punches and kicks and knocks his skull off in 1 microsecs


Actually, you're wrong. Can Nolan Batman dodge a shot from anything like a Railgun? Because snake has dodged something like that

Originally posted by Dexx-Planet86
snakes punches and kicks are ridiculously "basic" and "telegraphed"

snake got his @$$ trainwrecked by 3 genome soldiers. the same soldiers who got mowed down by freaking meryl of all people

his durability is nothing special, the same fodder genome soldier was able to knock out him by smacking his face with a stock

his speed is nothing special, he got wtfpwned by vamp who either ras or bane(they can) would decimate in 10 secs.

he got a gun pointed by johnny and needed to distract him just to disarm

he didnt even properly dodge or block liquid ocelots gay @$$ punches at the end of mgs4, while bats was dodging banes punches just fine

baleman can easily take out multiple oponents armed with firearms in hth. while snake and big pu$$y got their a$$e$ handled by 4 moron soldiers

if you put snake and big pu$$y in nolanverse they would be akin to one of banes mercs, and this is the type of fodders bats and selina take out in large numbers

batman dances circles around snakes telegraphed @$$ punches and kicks and knocks his skull off in 1 microsecs

Baleman never displayed any impressive martial arts techniques or prowess . Hell during his final fight against Bane all he did was throw wide slow haymakers.

Bale got subdudded by 2 dogs and got restrained by one of Joker's henchmen.

Bale's armor is shit since it doesn't even allow him to twist his neck and can't even stop a low caliber bullet or a knife.

Vamp would kill Bale, Selina, Bane, Joker and Ra's all at the same time.

Bale fights slow and barely displayed any techniques during his fights.

Ocelot would crush Bale's face and Bane's mask with a single punch.

Everytime Bale fights someone with skills he struggles and loses. Note that Nolanverse Ra's and Bane aren't very impressive in skill department.

Bane's henchmen couldn't even hit a crowd of cops with gunfire, depside they having assault rifles.

Nah Snake dominates Baleman in 1 minute.

Originally posted by Solid47
Baleman never displayed any impressive martial arts techniques or prowess . Hell during his final fight against Bane all he did was throw wide slow haymakers.

if snake and big pu$$y really knows advanced martial arts then why the ocelot unit needed to melee him with guns instead of just putting bullets in their skulls

Originally posted by Solid47
Bale got subdudded by 2 dogs and got restrained by one of Joker's henchmen.

because they are stronger and more skilled than snake and big pu$$y phucktard

Bale's armor is shit since it doesn't even allow him to twist his neck and can't even stop a low caliber bullet or a knife.

snake got one shotted by a rondom genome soldier who got mowed down by freaing meryl of all people and big pu$$y got trashed by cunninghan 😂

Vamp would kill Bale, Selina, Bane, Joker and Ra's all at the same time.

vamp isnt even a bullettimer. hell he cant even aimdodge if he cant read muscles. his healing is laughably pathetic since he takes 3 minutes to heal a simple bullet wound 😂. come back when vamp can bullettime 😂

bats and bane would just knock Ocelot skull off with a single punch.

fixed for you dumbphuck

Originally posted by Solid47
Everytime Bale fights someone with skills he struggles and loses. Note that Nolanverse Ra's and Bane aren't very impressive in skill department.
because they are stronger and more skilled than snake and big pu$$y phucktard

snake got horrendously wasted by vamp and pu$$y ocelot, someone bane and ras would curbstomp in less than 5 microsecs. come back when snake doesnt get wtfpwned by pussies like vamp and pu$$y ocelot 😂

Bane's henchmen couldn't even hit a crowd of cops with gunfire, depside they having assault rifles.

because gothan cops are much faster and skilled than snake mother****er

Originally posted by Solid47
Nah Snake dominates Baleman in 1 minute.
batman dances circles around snakes telegraphed @$$ punches and kicks and knocks his skull off in 1 microsecs

Originally posted by Dexx-Planet86
if snake and big pu$$y really knows advanced martial arts then why the ocelot unit needed to melee him with guns instead of just putting bullets in their skulls

because they are stronger and more skilled than snake and big pu$$y phucktard

snake got one shotted by a rondom genome soldier who got mowed down by freaing meryl of all people and big pu$$y got trashed by cunninghan 😂

vamp isnt even a bullettimer. hell he cant even aimdodge if he cant read muscles. his healing is laughably pathetic since he takes 3 minutes to heal a simple bullet wound 😂. come back when vamp can bullettime 😂

fixed for you dumbphuck

snake got horrendously wasted by vamp and pu$$y ocelot, someone bane and ras would curbstomp in less than 5 microsecs. come back when snake doesnt get wtfpwned by pussies like vamp and pu$$y ocelot 😂

because gothan cops are much faster and skilled than snake mother****er

It would be best if you stop the trolling and bashing.

He lost me when he said Bane or Ras could curbstomp Vamp in 5 microseconds.

I know this was started a year and a few months ago, but ya Snake handles Baleman rather easily.