Who is comics biggest ringer?

Started by Mindset2 pages

Originally posted by Raisen
are you Mexican or black
Yes

Originally posted by Mindset
Yes

So. You're Blaxican.

Batman

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Batman, easily. Him being Batman alone is already superhuman.

As I've said before:

Imagine a celebrity famous for doing nothing except being a rich heir to a fortune, and a party animal. In effect, Paris Hilton.

Now imagine that person also has the business smarts of a Bill Gates.

So far, so good. Ashton Kutcher is like this, after all.

Now Paris Hilton, is also a master of 127 different martial arts. Something that some people take decades just to master one or two.

Ninja Paris Hilton, also holds multiple degrees in engineering, forensic sciences, applied mechanics etc etc etc. And is able to take others' work apart, not just Earth tech, but also Kryptonian/Thanagarian/Martian/Apokolipton etc tech, and understand it.

Ninja Paris, PhDx10, ALSO speaks five or six different languages, fluently, fluently enough she could easily disguise herself (another skill she's learnt, btw), and blend in anywhere in the world.

All by the age of 35.

And is also a master escape artist.

And is an Olympic level gymnast, powerlifter, and is pretty decent and sprinting AND marathons.

And can KO horses.

Well, that all just sounds ridiculous when you type it all out like that....

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
A "normal" human that displays super human abilities with no explanation offered.

By that def, they're all ringers, yes.

Kingpin got mistaken for a mutant by Daredevil.

Crossbones can't be read by Matt's radar because of his Cap-like metabolism and snaps non-magical werewolf's head with one hand, etc.

Nightwing takes a beating from Blockbuster and jumps from rooftop to rooftop afterwards like nothing happened.

Hawkeye lifts a car... with one hand...

Killmonger terrorizes BP and DP...

Don't feel I have to comment on Batman. And the fact I don't need to makes him the biggest ringer here, lol.

Originally posted by Henry_Pym
Honest question: how durable is a horse? I've never seen anyone knock a horse out, but I've never seen anyone try.

Crossbones is almost always written as Cap's (a legit superhuman) equal. Granted he is on PFDs


Lol

BTW, how hard is it to rape a dinosaur?

Dammit. First Time, now Pym. Carver Virus spreads 🙁

Originally posted by Khazra Reborn
Well, that all just sounds ridiculous when you type it all out like that....

Oh, I forgot - Ninja Paris Hilton, in the course of her studies around the world, training with the worst criminals and assassins the world has to offer, attending the finest universities money can buy - is able to do all of this secretly. Not one of her classmates will remember her, nor will any of the assasins/criminals attempt to blackmail her.

She will one day suddenly pop back in NYC, nobody will know where she's been (even though you could do so by just checking academic records etc), and a few months later, a shadowy vigilante will suddenly appear.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
By that def, they're all ringers, yes.

Kingpin got mistaken for a mutant by Daredevil.


So did Spidey

Alfred/Jarvis

So Ashton Kutcher is real life Batman? Makes sense.