Jason Bourne vs The Expendables

Bourne is given a mission to kill every member of the Expendables, he gets full knowledge of every person, environment and gets a Icepick, Glock 17, H&K MP5A3, C4 and his Sniper Rifle from Supremacy.

Round 1: Bourne must sneak on headquartes at New Orleans to kill every member and destroy their headquarters.

Round 2: Bourne is hunting they on the mountains of Albania when they was searching for the crashed plane.

Round 3: Gunfight between Bourne, Castel, Professor, Jarda and Desh vs The Expendables in the airport from the 2nd film.

Round 4: Bourne must fight them in H2H 1v1 inside a empity warehouse.

Round 5: Bourne fights them in melee 1v1 with their standard melee weapons inside the apartment that Bourne fought Castel.

Bourne stomps all rounds with a pen.

The expendables are 80's level super human, the weakness members walk off tank rounds force waves and Sly fell 3 stories into a shallow Stream and still killed 3 guys who found them.

Ceasar got shot with a sniper rifle in the back and was okay by the end of the movie.

Lee Christmas wins a hard fought battle. Jet li might also stalemate/win.

Bump.

Jason clears

Bump again

Bump.

Bump

Originally posted by Henry_Pym
The expendables are 80's level super human, the weakness members walk off tank rounds force waves and Sly fell 3 stories into a shallow Stream and still killed 3 guys who found them.

The Expendables crew is still on that Rambo mess, standing up in the open, emptying mags, and never getting hit. Explosions five feet away and they're fine. Bourne could maybe beat them in hand-to-hand in terms of pure skill, but since nothing seems to be capable of actually killing them, he has no chance.

Bump for the last time.

Bourne most likely takes rounds 1, 4, and 5 due to stealth/them being 1-v-1 fights.

Round 2 is a toss-up: can The Expendables locate Bourne in the forest before he snipes them all?

I'd say they can take possibly round 2 and yes round 3: the airport scene had not only the core Expendables, but also Bruce Willis, Arnie, and Chuck Norris in full-on 80s action-hero mode. They crush in round 3.

Anybody suprised that Steve Austin's character was able to win a fight against stallone's character?

Originally posted by Henry_Pym
The expendables are 80's level super human, the weakness members walk off tank rounds force waves and Sly fell 3 stories into a shallow Stream and still killed 3 guys who found them.