Jason Bourne vs Mystique

Started by KuRuPT Thanosi2 pages
Originally posted by Robtard
Well that went South quick

Did you expect anything else from Time? He's an expert at going "south"

Something has you worked up as usual.

Horseface.

Originally posted by KuRuPT Thanosi
Did you expect anything else from Time?

Ironic coming from the guy who started it, none the less.

Originally posted by KuRuPT Thanosi
It's okay Chia Pet, you can always get a job advocating for a hair removal or hair trimming company. After all, you keep them in business so that's the least they could do for you. Talk to you in a bit Yogi

Yes facial hair jokes coming from the guy who has a Goatee.. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

You are pathetic and a lousy hypocrite.

Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
Ironic coming from the guy who started it, none the less.

Yes facial hair jokes coming from the guy who has a Goatee.. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

You are pathetic and a lousy hypocrite.

Actual Rob started it, I just commented on his comment. Didn't say anything personal, just joked around a bit with Rob's comment. You again decided to get personal, at which point, I proceeded to clown you right back. You can say I started it, but really, that simply isn't true. I was more trying to be funny than attack you. If I wanted to attack you shoes, I'd say some of the things I've said since then. It's you, so you probably can't tell the difference

Yes so you throw insults based on seeing me with a beard while on vacation with a a hot girl laying with me and say "Oh your a bear"

Meanwhile you claim to sport a Goatee.

Do you see how ridiculous that sounds?

Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
Yes so you throw insults based on seeing me with a beard while on vacation with a a hot girl laying with me and say "Oh your a bear"

Meanwhile you claim to sport a Goatee.

Do you see how ridiculous that sounds?

ummm, I have a nicely trimmed Goatee... You had a huge beard in that pic. You think those are the same? Again, I'm not surprised. Mind you, I wasn't just talking about your facial hair, I was more talking the fur coat you had all over. Hence the bear comment.

Bourne gets an ass whompin'

Originally posted by KuRuPT Thanosi
ummm, I have a nicely trimmed Goatee... You had a huge beard in that pic. You think those are the same? Again, I'm not surprised. Mind you, I wasn't just talking about your facial hair, I was more talking the fur coat you had all over. Hence the bear comment.

Yes hair on my arms and head is insulting. 😂

i see bourne being innovative with his surroundings but honestly thats about it
mystique wins flip kick'n and ass whooping and quite possibly chokes his with one foot

Mystique should win. Bourne is very skilled and very tough, but ultimately still within human realms. Mystique displays enhanced stats on multiple occasions throughout the films, and is also highly skilled in H2H. Her stat advantage should net her a win here.

Mystique in DOPF:
https://vimeo.com/138786023

Could someone explain to me what Bourne does is within human realms?

Originally posted by HulkIsHulk
Could someone explain to me what Bourne does is within human realms?

Other than his insane toughness, his stats, like strength, skill etc. aren't beyond many other elite, but ultimately very human, characters in fiction. He gets wanked to death by some people though.