Real Life Soap Operas are STILL better...

I haven't actually caught her yet, queeq. It's all a bit complex...

Oh gosh, this is getting very complicated.

It's difficult to put into words. Basically, she finds me amusing and irritating in equal measure.

Who? Edna or is there ...... Another?

Yeah, right! That was about Edna.

If you really want to catch her, Ush, we have a wonderful collection of big butterfly nets here in the asylum stockroom....😂

I have a feeling she will have a trick or two to escape...

Like a flamethrower, perhaps ? 😂

Seems a bit blatant for her witchy ways.

Okay, I'll reduce. How about a candle and some cool incense ? 😛

Sounds about right.

Buy a broom and ask for flying lessons. 😂

I think a standard broom doesn't quite do it...

Oh yes it will. It will take more lessons and that's what you want anyway.

Er... what if I insult her with my plebian broom?

She will think it's endearing.

I'm not sure if brromstick flying is my style. But do you think it will help me with Edna?

(Thinking... now, will he lie about this or not...)

queeq not like lie.

Anyway, of course it's not your style. It's just to be with her. And lessons like these with a lousy broomstick allows you to spends lots of time with here. And then you can just reel her in. 😂

I think she is the reeler around here...

Can I recommend that acting out of character just toi win a girl will just doom the relationship.