I am SO getting a hover board next month!

You obviously don't know me very well.

Have we ever met before?

Maybe in a previous lifetime.

Originally posted by Flyattractor

Already new you were a ****ing moron. Guess herochat found out sooner

Stick to "new page" river. I Hope that lime green **** sticks that hover board up your ass, you slapped jawed pussy.

Originally posted by Stringer
Stick to "new page" river. I Hope that lime green **** sticks that hover board up your ass, you slapped jawed pussy.

😂

Did someone tell him he needs a magnetic surface for it to work?

Originally posted by riv6672
October 21st is going to be insane!
Probably hit a rejuvenation clinic, too...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fF2jpIhxQmQ

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d68yRIE9OvQ

Mom dad can I have a hover board... (mommy daddy) no!
Riv- but mom......
(Mom) no!
Riv-I promise to be good.
(Mom) wait for Christmas dear...

Christmas day riv runs downs stairs and looks under the Christmas tree and sure enough a box like hover board is wrapped in silver paper. River rushes to break free the boxes and to his amazement he finds a skateboard.

Riv - this isn't what I wanted. I wanted a hover board! I asked for a hover board. Where's my God damn hover board!

Mom - your only going to hurt urself dear.

Riv- I absolutely hate you. I wanted a hover board.

Riv pushes his mom onto the Christmas tree and declared he's leaving.

^^^Riv fan fic...i've hit the big time!

i wished people wrote fanfics about me

Its not all its cracked up to be.
My mom can now sue me for assault! 😱

Originally posted by Stringer
Already new you were a ****ing moron. Guess herochat found out sooner

Originally posted by Stringer
Stick to "new page" river. I Hope that lime green **** sticks that hover board up your ass, you slapped jawed pussy.

He wants my limes so bad.

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
i wished people wrote fanfics about me

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]He wants my limes so bad. [/B]

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
i wished people wrote fanfics about me

Blasphemy, Blas for you, Blas for everybody in the room.

What room? Are you spying on him?!?

*goes off to write a sexy fan fic of Stringer and Jesus McBurger going to a Sesame Street Cosplay dressed as Bert & Ernie*

Its gonna be great!

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]*goes off to write a sexy fan fic of Stringer and Jesus McBurger going to a Sesame Street Cosplay dressed as Bert & Ernie*

Its gonna be great! [/B]

I'll bet you go off alright. Like a lime green, ******

Hey Stringey! Since you like me so much whey don't you talk to your buddies at heroshite ...er I mean Herochat to Unban me. Then we can play at both boards!

Think how much fun that would be!!!!!

Herochat? Lol, haven't read a comic book since I was 13.

I know it hurts. Maybe one day they'll let you back. Ask old man river, I heard he USE TO be a moderator.

Hahaha

Herohat is more about Child Molestation tranny porn. As you well know being its top pic poster.

Silly little boy.