The Latest Obama Joke...

Bob: "Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?,

Jim: "You mean the Mexican gun running?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean SEAL Team 6?"

Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean voter fraud?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"
Bob: "No the other one.”
Jim: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The DOJ spying on the press?"

Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The president's ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?"

Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The president's threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The president's repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The president's unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"

Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"

Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don't pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck us again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?"

Bob: "THAT'S THE ONE!"

So true its funny....but in a very bad way...

😂

So true.

Not really though.

Also drags on too much. And has a lame, and grammatically problematic, punchline.

You just don't have a sense of humor.

As is depicted by your sig pic.

Ok

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]You just don't have a sense of humor.

As is depicted by your sig pic. [/B]

You should see what he looks like in person. 😂

Stopped reading after four lines and skipped to the punchline. Not a very good joke. Was hoping for some actual humor.

Also, you guys really, really, really need to get over that the "black guy" won; he won twice. It's been 7ish years. LoL!

I would vote for Carson, so your joke just failed.

Pity you, dumbo.

Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
You should see what he looks like in person. 😂

Not until I get my obamacare and can get free meds for when I go blind..

Originally posted by Robtard
Stopped reading after four lines and skipped to the punchline. Not a very good joke. Was hoping for some actual humor.

Also, you guys really, really, really need to get over that the "black guy" won; he won twice. It's been 7ish years. LoL!

Typical.

So jokes are supposed to not be entertaining? LoL!

But seriously, the "black guy" won and he's leaving soon. Get over it already.

Im down for Carson, but you wont vote for him cause you consider him a token candidate, that I am sure of.

Ideally, Trump/Carson would be the perfect ticket.

Originally posted by Robtard
So jokes are supposed to not be entertaining? LoL!

But seriously, the "black guy" won and he's leaving soon. Get over it already.

Entertainment is in the "eye of the beholder" You didn't WANT to be entertained and you gave up before getting all the way thru it. Hence the "Lazy Liberal" Jibe.

And with the MESS that your "BLACK GUY" will be leaving the country in. "Getting Over It" is going to take a very , VERY LONG TIME!

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Entertainment is in the "eye of the beholder" You didn't WANT to be entertained and you gave up before getting all the way thru it. Hence the "Lazy Liberal" Jibe.

And with the MESS that your "BLACK GUY" will be leaving the country in. "Getting Over It" is going to take a very , VERY LONG TIME! [/B]

Don't worry, Hillary will take care of it.

When are people going to wake up that Obama is destroying Hilary?

How is this not anymore clear?

Hell even a book was written on it..
http://www.amazon.com/Blood-Feud-The-Clintons-Obamas/dp/1491542209

Originally posted by Bardock42
Don't worry, Hillary will take care of it.

Will be fun to see her run the country from a prison cell.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Will be fun to see her run the country from a prison cell. [/B]

😆 😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by Bardock42
Don't worry, Hillary will take care of it.

This was actually funnier then the op joke.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Don't worry, Hillary will take care of it.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Will be fun to see her run the country from a prison cell. [/B]

These two bits are more humorous.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]You just don't have a sense of humor.
[/B]

Protip: It helps if the punchline- and many of the leadups- aren't factually false 🙂

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Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don't pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck us again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?"

Bob: "THAT'S THE ONE!"
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One, Obama's not even remotely close... corrupting is a measurable thing. The Grant administration was corrupt as heck, Harding too, James Buchanan was horrible, of course Nixon himself got impeached, and Reagan of all people has the most indictments and convictions of people in his administration. Obama's rates below GWB's, remember, Bush had Alberto Gonzales, a corrupt Attorney General for irony's sake (also more minorly but also ironically, GWB and Cheney themselves... had a scandal where they have a server they used to keep millions of e-mails, which they then destroyed. You know, a lot like Hillary's current scandal, only with destruction of evidence in the mix).

Obama's is not even the worst this century, and this century can't compete with prior centuries, GW Bush and Obama are saints compared to some of their predecessors.

Here is a list of federal political scandals, if you wish to compare. Now, some bits are subjective, who considers what worse is sometimes opinion, and it doesn't go into too much depth in the old ones, but it's not a bad place to check out.

Characterizing Obama voters as not-tax payers is lazy... and also overlooks that Obama-voting states tend to pay more into Federal taxes than they get out from Federal funding, while Red states tended to be subsidized by the same, ironically being the ones who get more free stuff.

And the above says a lot about who the real low-information voters are, if you can't even get the basics of your zinger right.

Long, witless joke with no payoff. The best kind of joke.