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Nailcutter Massacre
Re: Movie swap. How well do they perform?
Steve Rogers as Kyle Reece, Terminator. No shield.
Cap wins. If we're just basing from the first Terminator movie, I do believe Cap was actually stronger than that Terminator, not to mention far faster and more agile. Kyle Reece doesn't have even a tenth of Cap's feats but was able to squeeze a win against the terminator. Cap wins this and finally devirginizes himself with Sarah.
Hawkeye as Dutch, Predator. No Bow.
Hawkeye dies. Let's face it, Dutch should have died in that movie as well. It's only through sheer luck and a huge amount of PIS that he won.
Widow as the Bride, Kill Bill vol 1 @ 2.
Widow is not a swordsman like The Bride so she'll obviously fail if she challenges people into swordfights. If she's allowed her own arsenal she should be able to take on every opponent in Kill Bill. However, I don't see how she escapes the coffin without a 1 inch punch.
Tony Stark as Bruce Wayne, TDK trilogy. Arc Tech does not exist.
If we put Tony through the exact scenes as Bruce then he will die. He doesn't have the martial expertise (however little they may seem) as Bruce.
However if we're talking about putting Ironman in Batman's scenes, then IM stomps. He will not hesitate to kill Joker or Bane or whoever else he feels threatens him and his girl.
Banner is in Pacific Rim fighting Kaiju.
Hulk may have a chance to take down a Kaiju if he gets inside the Kaiju and rip it up from the inside. But most of the Kaiju fights happened in the water. Don't see how he can win those, especially the one near the breach in the bottom of the ocean.
Blade is Edward Cullen through the Twilight saga 🙂
Blade probably dies. The twivamps seem to operate at a higher power scale than the Blade vamps. The only plus side here is he probably kills Bella just for being an annoying biatch.
Wolverine replaces the t1000 in T2.
Not sure how this plays out. Wolverine is definitely enough to take out the T800 1 on 1, but he doesn't have the resourcefulness of the T1000. He can't shapeshift like the T1000 can so he'll have a far harder time tracking down the Connors. Plus he can get knocked out with a shot to the head.
The way I see it, the Connors and the T800 can probably run away from him and hide in Mexico for quite a number of years before he tracks them down and kills them.