Gun Vs Dildo: A Showdown in Texas

Started by long pig5 pages

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Just wait until a dildo goes off and martyrs a bunch of abstinteirrs.

Rob will be calling for new dildo reduction laws. [/B]


Rob will be calling for new dildo re-suction laws....

😱

I'm all about personal liberties, so don't worry, I'd never support someone taking your toys away.

Originally posted by Robtard
I'm all about personal liberties, so don't worry, I'd never support someone taking your toys away.

Rob, stop talking about your dildo collection and get back on topic.

Seriously.
Gah!

I'm pro gun control, honestly. The NRA is way too powerful.

All these random attacks lp and TI make. Rob, we told you to quit provoking kids at the playground. Now you threaten the sanity of everyone in this house ever since they followed you back.

But back to the topic in hand, the protest is stupid, giving students a gun is stupid. This is stupid.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
All these random attacks lp and TI make. Rob, we told you to quit provoking kids at the playground. Now you threaten the sanity of everyone in this house ever since they followed you back.

But back to the topic in hand, the protest is stupid, giving students a gun is stupid. This is stupid.


I like rob, he's a nice guy, smart too. He's just so easily riled up. I'm trying to see if the poor guy has a sense of humor. So far, I've had no luck.

Topic: Why would you want a bunch of untrained students who are I'll tempered and probably on drugs to have guns? Its silly.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
All these random attacks lp and TI make. Rob, we told you to quit provoking kids at the playground. Now you threaten the sanity of everyone in this house ever since they followed you back.

But back to the topic in hand, the protest is stupid, giving students a gun is stupid. This is stupid.

They're obsessed with me.

It's Texas, where guns in schools will be legal, but sextoys are outlawed.

Also, this great American hero did say this regarding the new gun law:

chancellor William McRaven, a former navy admiral who planned the raid that killed Osama bin Laden, have said the law will make colleges less safe.

Originally posted by long pig

Topic: Why would you want a bunch of untrained students who are I'll tempered and probably on drugs to have guns? Its silly.

Who else will we have to fend off all the Dildo Jihadists?

Rob gets riled up easily and he starts shaking his cage.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
All these random attacks lp and TI make. Rob, we told you to quit provoking kids at the playground. Now you threaten the sanity of everyone in this house ever since they followed you back.

But back to the topic in hand, the protest is stupid, giving students a gun is stupid. This is stupid.

So Rob makes a bait thread, and you blame us for taking it. 😂

Thats a liberal for ya.

Originally posted by Robtard
They're obsessed with me.

It's Texas, where guns in schools will be legal, but sextoys are outlawed.

Also, this great American hero did say this regarding the new gun law:


He's right. I can't imagine what a group of armed libtard students are capable of.

Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
So Rob makes a bait thread, and you blame us for taking it. 😂

Thats a liberal for ya.

It's actually a thread for discussion and humor, you should have known that as I titled it "Gun Vs Dildo".

It's not my fault you did your kneejerk "he wants to take mah guns!" reaction.

So if it was for humor and we were joking, why are you getting all serious and taking it personally?

Did I bring anything up about taking anyone guns away?

You do realize everyone can see what you did here and posted vs what I posted.

Try getting out of it.

LoL, easy, as I never "got in". Anyhow.

-The sex-toy aspect is for humor.

-The serious part is students being allowed guns while on campus, I'm sure you can see this as having a potential in exploding in a negative way, considering college students and their propensity for drugs, alcohol and date-rape (especially if it's a white-male fraternity, regarding the latter).

This entire thing is silly, but at least when you see someone walking around with a dildo on their backpack it at least informs you "this person is a douchebag". So in a way it's some kind of d-bag identifier.

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, easy, as I never "got in".

-The sex-toy aspect is for humor.

-The serious part is students being allowed guns while on campus, I'm sure you can see this as having a potential in exploding in a negative way, considering college students and their propensity for drugs, alcohol and date-rape (especially if it's a white-male fraternity, regarding the latter).

Look you can keep your dildo's and I'll keep my guns, hows that?

Originally posted by Robtard
It's actually a thread for discussion and humor, you should have known that as I titled it "Gun Vs Dildo".

It's not my fault you did your kneejerk "he wants to take mah guns!" reaction.


As violent and as plentiful as liberals are in colleges, don't you think guns would embolden them to act out at time when they, as the far weaker sex, are normally too afraid to do so?

Alright, reported for derailing and personal attacks.

What about gun shaped dildo's? Or..guns that also double as dildo's?

Originally posted by Surtur
What about gun shaped dildo's? Or..guns that also double as dildo's?

Naturally everything man builds and makes is in the shape of a phallus.

there would likely be less uproar if the dildos were smaller than the average ammo-sexual's. instead these girls are walking around 3 foot long monsters, making these poor guys feel threatened. the only ones to benefit from this scenario are gun salesmen and heavy-duty pickup truck salesmen.