Apocalypse Vs DCnu J'onn J'onzz

No prep. No BFR. Standard versions.

Apocalypse.

J'onn is the master of jobbing. He trained the likes of Gargan Venom, Rhino, the Wrecking Crew or Killer Croc.

So not an opinion based on anything actually debatable. Thanks anyway! 😛

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Apocalypse.

J'onn is the master of jobbing. He trained the likes of Gargan Venom, Rhino, the Wrecking Crew or Killer Croc.

Manhunter hits him with a table 😛

@riv

Don't recall J'onn having any nice feats in nu, aside from his first cameo appearance on that splash page, with him fighting JLA.

He did get embarrassed several times already in different ways, though.

That i can see, though i think he's done better. Thanks for taking a joke as a joke, BTW.

Originally posted by Decter
Manhunter hits him with a table 😛

Not just that... Apoc has actually DESTROYED a table with his bare fist in the Apocalypse vs Dracula mini.

I believe that feat puts him easily above the likes of pussies such as Odin w/ Destroyer armor, True Darkseid or God Spawn.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Not just that... Apoc has actually DESTROYED a table with his bare fist in the Apocalypse vs Dracula mini.

I believe that feat puts him easily above the likes of pussies such as Odin w/ Destroyer armor, True Darkseid or God Spawn.

Nothing to add, just got done laughing...✅

Originally posted by Decter
Manhunter hits him with a table 😛

Originally posted by deathslash
simply impossible. As demonstrated when namor tried the exact same thing, apoc's ability to dodge tables in in the top of his weight class.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Not just that... Apoc has actually DESTROYED a table with his bare fist in the Apocalypse vs Dracula mini.

I believe that feat puts him easily above the likes of pussies such as Odin w/ Destroyer armor, True Darkseid or God Spawn.

I don't care that Apocalypse destroyed some random street level table with his fists, that feat could be replicated by almost any low herald . Imagine Apocalypse facing a table with near Superman-level strength and speed, flight, intangibility, invisibility, and martian TP. No way is Apoc walking away from this one.

Originally posted by basilisk
MM is not Namor, why would he limit himself to merely throwing a table at Apoc when he can actually shapeshift into a table?

I don't care that Apocalypse destroyed some random street level table with his fists, that feat could be replicated by almost any low herald . Imagine Apocalypse facing a table with near Superman-level strength and speed, flight, intangibility, invisibility, and martian TP. No way is Apoc walking away from this one.

I'm pretty sure MM shapeshifting into a table would result in a weaker table, tbh. J'onn never fails to disappoint.

Yhis has got to be the funniest thread derailment i've ever had! 😂

MM.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
@riv

Don't recall J'onn having any nice feats in nu, aside from his first cameo appearance on that splash page, with him fighting JLA.

^ Was it not J'onn and Superman who moved Brainiac's ship, which was, like, dozens of times larger than Earth..?

Only Superman did it, to hear tales of it....

Originally posted by Galan007
^ Was it not J'onn and Superman who moved Brainiac's ship, which was, like, dozens of times larger than Earth..?

Either way, even if he supplemented 1/10th of that, considering how big it was/the speed it was moving, J'onn should be able to throw Earth into the sun if he feels like it. #JusticetoMars