The term "politically correct" is no longer P.C

Started by long pig2 pages

This is a little known tale of how God came to give Muhammberg, the first Jewslim, Ten Commandments of terrorism. God first went to the chinese and asked them if they would like a commandment. "What's a commandment?" they asked. "Well, it's like, THOU SHALT MURDER THE GENFIDELS," replied God. The Egyptians thought about it and then said, "No way, that would ruin our weekends." So then God went to the Assyrians and asked them if they would like a commandment. They also asked, "What's a commandment?" "Well," said God, "It's like, THOU SHALT NOT EAT GOOD FOOD." The Assyrians immediately replied, "No way. That would ruin our economy." So finally God went to Muhammberg who went to the Jewslims and asked them if they wanted a commandment of terrorism. The jewslims asked "How much are they?" God said, "They're free." The jewslims said, "Great! We'll take 10!"

Originally posted by long pig
This is a little known tale of how God came to give Muhammberg, the first Jewslim, Ten Commandments of terrorism. God first went to the chinese and asked them if they would like a commandment. "What's a commandment?" they asked. "Well, it's like, THOU SHALT MURDER THE GENFIDELS," replied God. The Egyptians thought about it and then said, "No way, that would ruin our weekends." So then God went to the Assyrians and asked them if they would like a commandment. They also asked, "What's a commandment?" "Well," said God, "It's like, THOU SHALT NOT EAT GOOD FOOD." The Assyrians immediately replied, "No way. That would ruin our economy." So finally God went to Muhammberg who went to the Jewslims and asked them if they wanted a commandment of terrorism. The jewslims asked "How much are they?" God said, "They're free." The jewslims said, "Great! We'll take 10!"

Meh. I lost the plot half way through the joke and I'm too lazy to redo it.

**** it, I tried.....AT LEAST I TRY TO BE FUNNY YOU ASSHOLES!

Originally posted by long pig
This is a little known tale of how God came to give Muhammberg, the first Jewslim, Ten Commandments of terrorism. God first went to the chinese and asked them if they would like a commandment. "What's a commandment?" they asked. "Well, it's like, THOU SHALT MURDER THE GENFIDELS," replied God. The Egyptians thought about it and then said, "No way, that would ruin our weekends." So then God went to the Assyrians and asked them if they would like a commandment. They also asked, "What's a commandment?" "Well," said God, "It's like, THOU SHALT NOT EAT GOOD FOOD." The Assyrians immediately replied, "No way. That would ruin our economy." So finally God went to Muhammberg who went to the Jewslims and asked them if they wanted a commandment of terrorism. The jewslims asked "How much are they?" God said, "They're free." The jewslims said, "Great! We'll take 10!"

That'll do, pig.

Let's not forget about Abdulstein who led the Jewslims out of Mexico to israelistan on a boat made from ping-pong balls

Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
That'll do, pig.

I'm too meta for this place. I spit rainbows but these niggas colorblind!

Originally posted by jaden101
Let's not forget about Abdulstein who led the Jewslims out of Mexico to israelistan on a boat made from ping-pong balls

Ha-ha. Let's push this joke to the point where it's so racist and detailed with small religious references that it's totally alienating to everyone on here except for maybe one person...! These people don't deserve our funny!

Originally posted by long pig
I'm too meta for this place. I spit rainbows but these niggas colorblind!

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Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
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I spit that hot fiyah but these niggas be actin like Eskimos!

But seriously, I hear jewslims are dicks.

Originally posted by long pig
But seriously, I hear jewslims are dicks.

Calm your racism😂

Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
Calm your racism😂

I hear jewslims stink so bad because they've had bad experiences with showers.

Originally posted by long pig
I hear jewslims watch porn backwards because their favorite part is when the hooker puts the burka on and gives the money back.

Possibly the greatest joke of all time....yet I get nothing.

I'm quoting this to shame you all. Shaaaaammeee!

Originally posted by long pig
I hear jewslims stink so bad because they've had bad experiences with showers.

This is also a beautifully crafted and well executed joke that is funny for not one, but TWO reasons. Its a play on the stereotype about how Arabs stink, so I took that and boldly, handsomely injected the horrible memories of the gas showers in Auschwitz...and since the character is a Jew/Muslim amalgamation, the joke rises to a perfect crescendo of awesome.

Heh...I love making threads super awkward.

Originally posted by long pig
Heh...I love making threads super awkward.

I feel like we are in a ESL class.

Technically, english is my second language. My first was the language of alpha male dog badass grizzly wintergreen guns explosions and shit.

If this article is legit, then that's completely ****ing stupid...

Or is "stupid" offensive to the less intelligent and therefore shouldn't be used ever.

Originally posted by Emperordmb
If this article is legit, then that's completely ****ing stupid...

Or is "stupid" offensive to the less intelligent and therefore shouldn't be used ever.

😂 😂 😂

Again, reads like an OTF thread.