This is a little known tale of how God came to give Muhammberg, the first Jewslim, Ten Commandments of terrorism. God first went to the chinese and asked them if they would like a commandment. "What's a commandment?" they asked. "Well, it's like, THOU SHALT MURDER THE GENFIDELS," replied God. The Egyptians thought about it and then said, "No way, that would ruin our weekends." So then God went to the Assyrians and asked them if they would like a commandment. They also asked, "What's a commandment?" "Well," said God, "It's like, THOU SHALT NOT EAT GOOD FOOD." The Assyrians immediately replied, "No way. That would ruin our economy." So finally God went to Muhammberg who went to the Jewslims and asked them if they wanted a commandment of terrorism. The jewslims asked "How much are they?" God said, "They're free." The jewslims said, "Great! We'll take 10!"