2% of hotdogs contain human DNA.
Are hot dogs evolving?
Is this the beginning of a soylent green type of operation?
..... or is SOMEONE jerking off on a ton of hot dogs?
I have no idea, but it pleases me to no end that 2/3 of the human dogs are supposed to be for vegetarians.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/10/26/report-human-dna-found-hot-dogs/74617102/