Our Lord and Savior

#12 TOM BRADY

after years of performing miracles, those heathen non-believer Colts conspired with Satan incarnate, Roger Goodell to crucify our savior on a national stage. But fear not, my brothers, God's son has now risen from his media graveyard and is having one the best seasons a QB has ever had... with fully inflated footballs.

The Lord Tom Brady's crown of thorns has been removed and replaced with a crown of gold. The Golden boy has returned! Hallelujah!

Join hands and bow your heads with me in prayer...

Brady is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh receivers lie down in green endzones. He leadeth them beside orange pylons.

He restoreth their dominance. He leadeth them in the paths of victory for his name's sake.

Yea, though the Pats walk through the valley of hate and controversy, they will fear no evil, for Brady is with them; His arm and his pocket presence comforts them.

Thou preparest a game before me in the presence of haters. Thou anointest my eyes with touchdowns; my fantasy stats runneth over.

Surely greatness and championships shall follow the Pats all the days their life, and the NFL will dwell in the house of Brady forever.

Amen.

who's this, now?

A Used Car Spokesman I think....

smh.

heathens.

I thought we were gonna tallk about james hetfield

Then ^ would have gotten JELLY!

😂

I'm a Steelers fan and have actually done a 180 on Brady. He's really only hated for his success, which is a pretty shallow reason to hate someone, especially when the NFL has numerous convicted criminals making millions a year. I was completely against the NFL on the stupid Deflategate stuff, and I'm oddly happy to see him tearing up the league this year so far.

He's struggled with deep balls his entire career, even relative to other quarterbacks (since everyone's completion percentage goes down as passes go deeper). He might be so good at the intermediate and short passing game that it doesn't matter, but I've always struggled to place him in the all-time discussion because of that flaw. Championships are team awards, so I put less stock in rings than some do. But he's definitely in the discussion.

I laugh everytime i watch the 49ers play 😖hifty:

He also looks a bit like Lumberjack Dexter...

well, he does carve up defenses.

So he's real good at sportsball then?

he's the best sportsballer of all time.

Was he on that 70's show "The Brady Bunch"? I used to watch reruns as a kid; liked it back then.

there was never an episode of 'That 70's show' titled "The Brady Bunch".

you're so stupid, tart. 😬

Not sure if serious

Lol Marwash you got him as your fantasy qb?

Same here 👆

Originally posted by Digi
I'm a Steelers fan and have actually done a 180 on Brady. He's really only hated for his success, which is a pretty shallow reason to hate someone, especially when the NFL has numerous convicted criminals making millions a year. I was completely against the NFL on the stupid Deflategate stuff, and I'm oddly happy to see him tearing up the league this year so far.

He's struggled with deep balls his entire career, even relative to other quarterbacks (since everyone's completion percentage goes down as passes go deeper). He might be so good at the intermediate and short passing game that it doesn't matter, but I've always struggled to place him in the all-time discussion because of that flaw. Championships are team awards, so I put less stock in rings than some do. But he's definitely in the discussion.

Overall I agree though his strengths have always been in the middle to short end passing game and picking defenses apart.

Originally posted by Robtard
Not sure if serious

Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
Lol Marwash you got him as your fantasy qb?

Same here 👆

Originally posted by Newjak
It's hard for me to hold that against him as the Patriots have never been good at giving Brady deep threat wide receivers. I mean he did get Moss for a year and what he did in that season.

Overall I agree though his strengths have always been in the middle to short end passing game and picking defenses apart.

If that happens, it'll be 2007 all over again, but this time no lucky ass catch from a Giants receiver will ruin it.