If you had a Billion dollars

Started by Piggle Humsy3 pages
Originally posted by Dave_97
I would buy you a fur coat. But not a real fur coat that's cruel

I get that song in my head every time I see this thread title!! haermm

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Haven't you always wanted a monkey?!

Rent a couple C140s, fill it with foodstuffs, drop it over villages in Africa, repeat until broke.

Originally posted by Stringer
My own private island and enough cocaine to die 20 times. Plus a big screen to do Coke off of and a bar that wraps around the island. Serves nothing but tequila and hits of lsd and plays the walking dead on the big screen over and over again . It's all in my head

So, pretty much, you'd spend it living out a, Hunter S thompson life style? I mean, a fear and loathing in las vegas, themed island retreat sounds like a lucrative venture or an enjoyable failure.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Ok. I do enough booze and drugs to die in the first half of the week. In the second half I toss the biggest Marde Gra funeral ever and have all of my enemies assassinated in very horrific ways. [/B]

No one would be able to say that you were a man whom didn't think things through.

Originally posted by rudester
Buy a bunch of food and eat it all get fat and shit

You know, the point of this exercise isn't to express what you do now but rather what you would do with an all access pass towards accomplishing your most greatest of desires. If your original post is your dream realized then by all means, that sounds like fun too but what happens after you spent all the money getting fat?

Originally posted by Dave_97
I would buy you a fur coat. But not a real fur coat that's cruel

Poser

Originally posted by Jmanghan
I would buy 200,000 PlayStation Vita's to spite Nintendo.
😆 😂 😆

Be sure to write Sony a letter afterwards. 😉

Re: If you had a Billion dollars

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
I'm sure the question has been posed here before but i couldn't find any current threads on it, so..,

If you had a week to spend a Billion dollars how would you spend it? You have to spend it all. You cannot save any of it, so, no investing in stocks or banks.

Copyright all my comic book characters pay a talented artist to draw the comic books that I have wrote.
Get them published.

Visit Bogota, Colombia swim on the beach, eat at a foreign restaurant, and dance at a dance club.
Visit London England pay some London news station to broadcast a message where I would be watching a soccer game and if the famous English glamour model Lucy pinder sees it to please show up at that restaurant to watch the game as I'm aware she's a soccer fan and so I could meet her.
If she shows up then buy her a meal if she wants but tell her I'm aware this doesn't mean she's interested in me. It comes with no strings at all.
Buy all soccer fans at the restaurant their drinks, along with my meal and a lemonade if it's something they have.

Most of this stuff online.
Buy a bunch of true crime, mystery, Jack reacher, cal lewndros fantasy books.
Buy the rest of the green lantern volume comics plus vast others from milehighcomics online.
X box 360 and latest x-box plus lots of video games of those systems. More ps2 and ps video games.

Adidas running and causal shoes. Also adidas boots, Harley Davidson boots, north face boots, Adidas athletic clothes, Calvin Klein vests, Levi's and old navy plaids, sweaters.
Vast jackets including leather ones of topnotch quality, and multiple vests.
Also vast merchandise of the pro teams of Blackhawks, Bulls, Titans, Carolina Panthers, Cubs, and the college team UT volunteers.

I'd do high-end escorts, coke and mdma until I died. I'd only eat lobster dinner and I'd wear nothing but a bear fur coat while doing it. Most likely I'd die within several days, don't even need a week. I would leave whatever was left of my fortune to Walshy.

Als I would buy everyone their meals and drinks for the persons in the restaurant while the soccer game is being played.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
No one would be able to say that you were a man whom didn't think things through.

Just cause I am gonna wind up Hell don't mean the party has to stop!

pay off all debts
take the GF out to nice places
fly over to britain and help with piggle's "buisness" that her friend is starting

put 50,000 on the dogs

throw wads of cash at walshy

burn the rest on the 6th day

None of you bums want to improve the world we live in with a billion coins, just blaze up and party, the next extinction level comet can't come soon enough.

Nuke is right ....*makes plan to buy Extinction Level Comet*

Well, I would open up a few retail stores/malls in isolated/secluded areas.

The reason real life Billionaires don't help this world in a meaningful lasting way is easily understood by reading this thread.

it's the fact that we only have the money for a week that we decide to blow it. all of us know that if we had built up that fortune we would be alot more respectable with it rather then a craps shoot out of how to blow it all

Yeah you didn't have to build it up did you, didn't have to take any chances or put in 80 hour weeks dealing with high priced lawyers and scumbag businessmen, didn't have to do any of the shady deals and double crosses. And you got this giant lump of cash just for one week and there is ZERO loss to you personally when you spend it ALL. How is that not a recipe for success to go out there into the poorest sections of this world and do wonders? But no, you all just plan your pointless parties and forget all the beggers sleeping on the streets or the little kids swarming over garbage heaps looking for that one small morsel of edible crap so they can live a few more hours. Yeah man, party hearty Marty!

wow... bummer

Exactly. Although I'm well off now I wasn't always, and I've had to see things and do things that kids shouldn't have to. I don't really know any of you and what your stories are, but I wanted to depart upon you a small kernel of wisdom, I know this thread topic is meant to be whimsical and designed to be a fun way for you to spend loads of money in your imagination, I didn't want to really get in the way of that. I've often been accused of being a wet blanket and no fun, I own that, but I find it important to keep one eye on the harsh cold side of reality as well as one on imaginative fantasy, it tempers your soul and keeps you grounded, again just my opinion.